Comments by kingcool (page 2)

JFC… Cheetahs in SD has better mileage than Palomino? That’s a sad statement. I remember having threesomes at Palomino 6-7 years ago and the mileage was awesome! But times have changed apparently. Thanks for the review.

@samella The $ add up. Dance one $140 plus a tip. Dance two $280 plus a tip. $500 is pretty easy to spend at Desire. My usual date with my ATF in Lust was $100 for food then a 30-45 minute room. I used to bring $600 with me as a minimum. For whatever reason the girls seem to be avoiding the song by song dances these days (25/35). Used to be nice. You could get 3 nude dances and a beer for 110 or so!

Great review CMI!

I’ve never spent more than $450-500 in a single session downstairs @ LS. Average is probably closer to $350 and I’ve gotten everything I wanted from 9s and 10s there. Maybe she was an 11?

The private rooms in Lust are sooo much better than downstairs and the food is pretty good. If you go to the club a minimum of 4 times over 3 months it’s very worth it. Your meal and drinks will definitely eat up the fee and you have access to large rooms which have more light and a table. Feels right at home. I do agree the whole thought that people are dining right outside where you are enjoying a dancer is weird. But I think it’s better than being wedged in a small room between multiple PLs and their dancers talking loudly, with loud music, and the sounds of whatever is going on haha.

Great review OWG it’s an amazing catalog that will help even the greenest novice! I had dances with Julani (Gelani) a few times and she was fine in the LD rooms but lackluster in the VIP. Told me she only does more with her regulars. This was after seeing her a few times and texting. I asked her what I needed to do to become a regular and she said next time dear. That was it for me!

Well hopefully you didn’t tip her the agreed upon amount if she didn’t provide the agreed upon menu! It’s happened to me before and I just gave the girl the 100 for her time in the room. I’ve also ended the dance 6-7 minutes early if I detect nothing going to happen. Victoria is off my list now too. Thanks for the heads up.

I’m reminded of the line from Billy Madison nowhere in your rambling incoherent review comes anything resembling a good detail. This whole forum is now dumber for having read it. Sorry. Improve my friend.

Pretty great review thanks!

Should reword the title to include “At Night” as in the day time it’s usually dead and your enjoyment is highly dependent on the talent. Lately I’ve seen mostly 4s and 5s. It’s also $20 every single time you go to the room for LDs. There’s a hefty house fee for the private rooms usually 125 to the house for 30 minutes. I don’t know. The quality of dancers and the pricing structure is just out of whack. But if you do find a gem and get her # it can be worthwhile.

Should be fine. I do it all the time. Good way to see if they’ll sneak a hand up there to give you a shake in the LD rooms - preview of what you may or may not get in the VIP.

I’ve seen the same issue with lack of girls at 12 on weekdays. They tend to trickle in from 12-2. By 2 all the day shift should be there though. Maybe a bunch were upstairs getting lunch in Lust. Pretty accurate review though.

Maybe a review up and down vote ratings system like Reddit? I think there are much much worse reviews on here than this one in terms of information and being coherent. With so much turnover at Desire I’d like to get a roster of all the new 2022 talent and who’s fun and who’s not as much fun lol. Sounds like Gina is worth a try.

@Tetra on the ROB girl Miley - she gets $100 for the 15 minutes was she asking for an additional $50 to do dances? @anyone can you just stand up and leave without tipping if you get to a room and the girl does something like this? That’s insane. I wouldn’t put up with it. I remember my first dance with the former “Alex” Eastern European and she asked for $200 as soon as got in the room. I gave her the $100 and sat there for a minute and then said screw this I’m done here. Granted she warmed up to me after awhile and things got a lot better. I’ve usually gotten some level of fun / success with most of the girls for just the base $100 for VIP. Ick maybe need to rotate to the other PVD clubs for a bit.

Wait I shouldn’t be eating crayons? Shit.

Nice review Nelly. Waiting for the rebuttal from your BFF scrubby haha.

Good review. I’ve been meaning to go back here but I’ve heard some horror stories about the talent. For about $200 less than the price you paid you can get all that and more from 9s and 10s in PVD. But not sure where you are coming from. Again thanks for the review though!

Sperm breath. Classic. Great review.

Totally agree with @Nelly the dancer who thinks a house entrance fee to the VIP is $140 should be outed and boycotted. I certainly will not be going to CF anymore.

Haha yes I know I actually have spent time with her at the bar and she remembered our conversations we just have never found time for a room. I prefer 30 minutes and waited for her to come out a couple times you know the how long are you here, wait for me, routine. And she did not come out because of one of the lovely gents on here. But I’ll get there someday.

Props to you for finding an uh “opening” I have yet to insert myself into her schedule. Every time I try there’s a bit of a backlog. But I do want to get to Ivannaland someday!

@waitaminnit Nice review! @Tetra No please razz away. Very excited to see how you top the last one.

As Gretzky said you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pun intended.

I was there Sunday as well and it was nice and slow with plenty of girls to choose from. I spent time with a sure thing and got exactly what I wanted. Ivana was busy and I just didn’t have the time to get her attention. Someday... @bruce DM me for details on Priya. She does not disappoint.

@dv Julissa is a guarantee in the VIP for all sorts of good things. Sorry you had a bad experience. I usually tell her what I want as soon as we get in there and she is like FedEx she delivers. PM me if you want details.