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It's coming up on convention/festival season again in Louisville, Famers and Derby being the highlights, and so it's time for another club run down. As was the case last year, I've listed the clubs in the rough order of *my* preference. I don't go as often as I used to, so there are likely some gaps in…
The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby Festival. This year, the Festival kicks off on April 13th with Thunder Over Louisville, one of the largest fireworks…
A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the chaff to find the wheat, and go do our thing, or rather, *my* thing, then leave. Going to a…
So another year has passed, and once again I've dropped the ball with regard to a rundown of Louisville strip clubs for the Kentucky Derby. A here's the summary. Downtown. PT's - best looking girls, most expensive, least value. Seriously, best looking girls. Night shift, that is. Limited contact, but alleged to be higher in the $175 half hour and…
"You don't think that you're going to get away with giving me just one little dance after that little demonstration, do you?" She looked a little startled, perhaps because I seldom get more than one dance from her at a time, and perhaps because my tone sounded a little more...pointed than usual. I was paying attention to the music. I knew…
At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow view, at an angle, not straight on, but it's generally enough to see one girl's entire body. The girls…
So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the…
This happened quite a few years ago, before we had our kids. By this time in our lives, we'd been together for about five years, and we'd come to terms with our "perversity". She liked to be hurt, abused and humiliated, and I liked to hurt, abuse and humiliate her. It worked out nicely, in my opinion.…
"Ready to flip over?" Because Elaine had advertised in the "Therapeutic Massage" section of BackPage, and because she'd specifically called out her credentials and certification with the city government, I hadn't really expected anything in the way of a "happy ending" up to this point. Speculated, yes. Hoped, yes. Prepared with a tip, yes. But this was…
"Let's get started, shall we?" "But before I start, I want to warn you, I don't fuck and I don't suck. I did some of that when I was stripping, and I don't want to anymore, and I've found that I don't have to. If that's what you're here for, I won't be offended if you get up off…
I've been going to strip clubs since my 17th birthday in 1978. In that time, I've had my share of sex with all sorts of women. I've sampled a few escorts in that time as well, but for the most part, as I've posted before, I like the variety and "try before you buy" aspect of strippers. So last…
Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still buy a girl a drink, but you're going to pay the same price for hers that you would for yours.…
<p> For those who might be thinking of coming into town for the Oaks and Derby, here is a brief rundown of the clubs I've been to.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1477">Body Shop Lounge</a>: A dump and a dive. I've been twice, saw only one or two dancers worth bothering with at all. No apparent contact in sight, but since I never actually…
If you're like me, and prefer the less respectable sorts of clubs, how do you know that you, or your belongings, are going to be safe when you enter a club, or when you meet someone you've just met, outside the club. Short answer, you don't. Longer answer, there are some things you can do to, if not ensure, then…
Want to make contact with people, but don't want to give out your home or cell phone number to everybody you meet? How about a phone number, probably within your local area code, that allows you to turn it on and off at will, block specific numbers or entire groups of people, screen calls, send and…
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