Articles by georgmicrodong

It's coming up on convention/festival season again in Louisville, Famers and Derby being the highlights, and so it's time for another club run down. As was the case last year, I've listed the clubs in the rough...

The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby...

A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the...

So another year has passed, and once again I've dropped the ball with regard to a rundown of Louisville strip clubs for the Kentucky Derby. A here's the summary. Downtown. PT's - best looking girls, most expensive, least value. Seriously,...

At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow...

"You don't think that you're going to get away with giving me just one little dance after that little demonstration, do you?" She looked a little startled, perhaps because I seldom get more than one dance from her at a time,...

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United...

This happened quite a few years ago, before we had our kids. By this time in our lives, we'd been together for about five years, and we'd come to terms with our "perversity". She liked to be hurt,...

"Ready to flip over?" Because Elaine had advertised in the "Therapeutic Massage" section of BackPage, and because she'd specifically called out her credentials and certification with the city government, I hadn't really expected anything in the way of a "happy ending"...

"Let's get started, shall we?" "But before I start, I want to warn you, I don't fuck and I don't suck. I did some of that when I was stripping, and I don't want to anymore, and I've found that...

I've been going to strip clubs since my 17th birthday in 1978. In that time, I've had my share of sex with all sorts of women. I've sampled a few escorts in that time as well, but for...

Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still...