Posts by steve229

<p class="MsoNormal">Was there a full moon the other night?<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Cuz my dancer went all &ldquo;She Wolf&rdquo; on me.<o:p><br /> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">First set of dances, it's all good.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>We go sit back down to chat and have some drinks.<span style="">&nbsp;…

Just wondering what dancers usually say to you after the dance. Ever get anything really unusual or memorable? I usually get some variation of: “Did you have fun?”, “Wanna keep going sweetie?” or “Eww, are your pants wet?”

This very hot, soon to be 26 year old dancer tells me she's leaving the business soon because she's marrying her 64 year old “boyfriend.” He's some kind of doctor, been divorced twice already. I thought it might…

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That was the question a dancer hit me with before a lap dance, presumably so she could adjust the dance accordingly. So, what would you have answered?

Last week was my wife's birthday, and I went all out – flowers, expensive restaurant, gift from Tiffany, etc. My reward for being such a good hubby? “Permission” to visit the local strip club on the weekend! Anyone else…

A couple months ago I was surprised to find a dancer I knew working at a local titty bar (stage dancing only, no laps).&nbsp; Come to find out she was one of the er, combatants in the infamous girl fight/pepper…

I was talking to a dancer I hadn't seen for a while, so I asked her what she did for Halloween.&nbsp; She said she went to a (civilian) bar, entered their costume contest, and won first prize.&nbsp; What did she…

Maybe I've just got too used to strippers all having perfectly straight and bleached white teeth. Anyway, it was a little disconcerting when the honey I was with (who would have been an 8 otherwise) smiled and revealed a…

So as I'm standing in line at Starbucks to get my baby's favorite coffee (because she's running late and wouldn't I be a doll and pick up Starbucks for her) and I'm thinking, man, I have really crossed over into…

Guess that rules out DFK for the time being. Missed my day girl this week. She finally texted me to let me know she had the H1N1. Since strippers don't seem to be all that health conscious in the…

Ever have a dancer ask you to pretend to be her regular? Entering the club the other night I see a dancer I vaguely know as a friend of a favorite. Some intense looking guy is talking to her,…