Was there a full moon the other night? Cuz my dancer went all “She Wolf” on me.
First set of dances, it's all good. We go sit back down to chat and have some drinks. Second set of dances, she starts in on the love bites, playful nips on my earlobes and neck. It’s cool, kinda erotic.
More drinks, then final set of dances. My first experience with the dreaded teeth on bare skin nipple biting. First bite, left nipple, not so bad. I would have told her to stop but she also happened to be choking me at the time. Then, YIKES! right nipple bite, I’m talking leaving teeth marks and drawing blood.
To top everything off, as I’m trying to pull myself together and make a hasty exit, she wants to know, “Do you love me?”
So, did I find a keeper?
S.O.S. she's in disguise
There's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out
A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy
The moon's awake now with eyes wide open
My body's craving, so feed the hungry <!--{12583051597371
Was there a full moon the other night? Cuz my dancer went all “She Wolf” on me.
First set of dances, it's all good. We go sit back down to chat and have some drinks. Second set of dances, she starts in on the love bites, playful nips on my earlobes and neck. It’s cool, kinda erotic.
More drinks, then final set of dances. My first experience with the dreaded teeth on skin nipple biting. First bite, left nipple, not so bad. I would have told her to stop but she also happened to be choking me at the time. Then, YIKES! right nipple bite, I’m talking leaving teeth marks and drawing blood.
To top everything off, as I’m trying to pull myself together and make a hasty exit, she wants to know, “Do you love me?”
So, did I find a keeper?
S.O.S. she's in disguise
S.O.S. she's in disguise
There's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out
A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy
The moon's awake now with eyes wide open
My body's craving, so feed the hungry
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last commentSounds like she was trying to keep a part of you! A female version of (post-big house) Mike Tyson, except rather take an earlobe, she was trying to acquire a 3rd nipple.
May want to go slow with this one, Steve.
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ouch! I get the image in my head of a gothic dancer with a lot of tats. I would stay away from her she sounds crazy...but then again "hey you're crazy bitch you fuck so good..."
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Sam - Actually she was my usual girl next door type - young, slim brunette, cute face, maybe a tramp stamp, but that's it. Seemed sweet at first, but got wild after a few drinks. At the time, all I could think of was getting out of there. But now I'm thinking about going back - crazy, right?
CT - BTW, this was at a Baltimore club. I was loving the $20 laps (cheap compared to what I'm used to). I don't know, maybe I should stick to the Paper Moon - at least only my wallet gets abused there.
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Wallet abuse?!? YIKES!!!
I've taken to entering with a packet of 100 $1s and sitting at the rail. If I get inspired then I'll dip into the regular supply for a few $20s. Last time out though I was a hustle victim. Not anxious to repeat that.
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Oops! Glad to hear you've ventured up to Baltimore for the better prices. I wish I had spent more time there rather than McDougal's -- that place is not a good value.
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"....and [her] hair was perfect."
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BaddJack - lol. Well, she did "Draw blood!" Ahhwoooo!
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Back at my usual stomping grounds the other night I conducted a poll - asking every dancer I talked to if they ever bit a customer during a lap dance. Everyone said they never had. The funniest response, however, was from one girl who shrugged and said, "No, but if that's what you want, honey..."
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Awesome! As if those Paper Moon table menus don't have enough options already, now comes a new one: "Biting & Choking". I wonder what the sticker price would be? And would the club make you sign a legal waiver and sit on a drop cloth???
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