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Comments by StripClubXpert (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    10 months ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Back in Bangkok
    A rare opportunity. You had to do it. Even though I never partake. I like to disappoint women one at a time.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Bella Monday
    Great review OG. All the important info was covered. Thank you.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    I got high on Molly at Tattletales
    @lurkingdog. Your welcome. I did most of it at the club. Trying to help out my bros.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    CharlieT
    New Jersey
    Much Improved
    How is the mileage here?
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    I got high on Molly at Tattletales
    @Electroman I was not in the VIP but by all accounts this is a low mileage club. The LDs are topless. They do grind on you, but that is it. The most I was offered was one of the dancers (not Molly) told me that she will show me what she has downstairs in a LD. She said that is what differentiates her from the other dancers. Clearly she was trying to sell herself but if that is the most you can hope to get at this club the mileage is pretty low.
  • discussion comment
    10 months ago
    Pants/shorts material
    Brooks Running Shorts. Super thin material. Dancers have commented on how soft the material so it is good for them too.
  • discussion comment
    10 months ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    XXXV To reopen?
    @Muddy Have you been to Indulge in Baltimore?
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    emilio42
    New York
    Like the Film "Cabin in the Woods" only Scarier
    "time traveling Delorean". "a gogo nursing home". This is the funniest review I read in a while.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    On its last legs
    How old were the 2 Russian babushkas? 40s? 50s?
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Friday Night Visit
    This place has always been hit or miss. But I do not remember the LDs being monitored by the bartender. Is that new? I guess I was always in the curtained off area.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Hot Indian dancer
    Are you sure she is Indian? Some Domincans can pass for Indian. Do you know what days she works? What hours? I've been looking for an Indian dancer. They are hard to find.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    rattdog
    New York
    CAN I HAVE A SODA? CALI 7-ELEVEN
    Lmao. Yes RiskA. These guy should just make videos of thieves getting the corporal punishment the thieves parents should have given them and post them. I would subscribe.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Text Bombardment
    If she is smart and stable, she may have given you a virtual number. Not only can she block you but she can set it to only alert her at certain times or even on certain days. If she is one of these dancers that is not leading a very stable life then she may have lost her phone and has a new number now. If you see a dancer long enough they may change their number twice a year. Why don’t you just find a pornstar that looks like her and use Palm-ala. Cheaper and less frustrating.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Cheeks... like Haks with more dancers
    @RockAllNight Yes, there is a six dance limit in the communal lap dance room. As crazy as it sounds that is the maximum number of dances you can get at one time with the same dancer. My best guess is they are trying to encourage patrons to go to the VIP room. It simply makes no sense to me. I do not think it is a big issue for most of cheeks patrons because most of them do not get more than one or two dances here. Of course if you switch to another dancer, you can get another six dances. The work around would be to get six dances and then go have a drink. At that point you can come back and have another six dances with the same dancer. This rule has been in effect for at least the last six or seven years. I think somebody not that bright came up with the rule a long time ago and no one ever bothered to change it because it is not an issue for most patrons. Also the dancer “Hooey” in my review should be “Honey”.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Runt69
    California
    Legendary- the SC version
    @Runt69 How would you rate the quality of the dancers? What was the age range like?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Play house lounge slowly but surely going downhill?
    @ vanillaextract Not a bad idea to have a star rating for all of the dancers at a club.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Beers, light tipping, and a VIP dance
    @nome9 I hate rap - probably because they play it at all of the clubs now. I miss the music from the old days as well.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    QrickQ
    Connecticut
    Weekday Visits Can Be Pretty Good Too
    @funontheside. no honor here. Girls take care of the house at the same time as the dance.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Highly satisfied
    I didn't realize there was a a 2-song maximum. Good to know.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Quiet Night
    " Haks which is not Cheeks.", Clearly he meant to write " Haks which is now Cheeks."
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Meh club, one particular amazing performer.
    This is the saddest, heartfelt stripper recommendation I have ever read. Hang in there, Pitman.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Know what to ask and you will recieve
    @funontheside spot on. They send that same text to everyone they think might show up. Then if you show up to the club they do not even realize you were the one they texted.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Pleasant surprise
    You said you went there on a Thursday evening right at open. What do they open now?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Only place around, which is unfortunate.
    If there is such a lack of jobs in WV I wonder why you cant get more mileage at these clubs. I met a dancer in B'more who worked in WV and she said the laws were just very strict.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    April Night Tales
    @Tetradon. I read "Avocado" three times because I thought I was reading it wrong. If you are a dancer and you look like an Avocado, you should look for another line of work. And this is coming from someone who loves Avocados.