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Comments by StripClubXpert (page 3)

  • review comment
    a year ago
    IsThisAJ0ke
    New York
    Relentless
    Happened to be in the area. There is a sign on the door saying Lookers will be temporarily closed 1/2/23 - 1/17/23
  • review comment
    a year ago
    This sequel sucks
    Jackpot! Thanks for the laughs and another great review Muddy.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    CostaTheCrazyGreek
    Sex sells...
    I'm the foot fuckin master.
    @ Costa the crazy Greek. Thank you for making me feel like anything I have ever done in a club is decidedly tame. lmao.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    You wanted a full review…..
    @ DaniK I used to think I spent too much at these clubs but you spend $30k to $50k a year at one club? I don't feel like I am spending too much anymore. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    MaxMaxima
    Seeking spinners without inhibitions
    Didn't live up to expectations
    @MaxMaxima Good looking out for the stripper inflation. Do you speak Spanish? Some dancers are fluent but some speak very little to no English. The dancer who walked away may not have understood you. It sounds like you did your research but I think you may not have understood about the $60 for fs thing. $60 can be had at PH but not from every dancer. If you were will do drop you standards you could have gotten to the LD room for cheap. Some dancers will not even have a drink with you at the bar. They are there only for the LDs.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    MaxMaxima
    Seeking spinners without inhibitions
    Didn't live up to expectations
    @MaxMaxima Good looking out for the stripper inflation. Do you speak Spanish? Some dancers are fluent but some speak very little to no English. The dancer who walked away may not have understood you. It souonds like you did your research but I think you may have understood about the $60 for fs thing. $60 can be had at PH but not from every dancer. If you were will do drop you standards you could have gotten to the LD room for cheap.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    steve3000
    Maryland
    Low expectations met on Saturday afternoon
    "I even checked my email. That's the sign of real boredom.". +1 on that. When I find that I am checking email in a strip club - sometimes even when a woman is dancing on stage - I know I am truly bored and would rather be anywhere else. Just biding time hoping that some better talent comes out.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    High mileage dive bar in an unsafe area
    @MaxMaxima None of the 6 or below will just assume you will want to go to the back. Some of the prettier, higher quality dancers assumed I just wanted to go to the back. But some of the prettier, higher quality dancers were fine with talking at the bar first. Maybe the prettiest girl I saw here was a Dominican dancer named Aroya. I spent most of the time with her at the bar.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Haks dive bar take 4
    +1 MniSte656 At least in July 24, 2022 the VIP pricing was 15min $160 (+$110 for each level starting at $160) 30min $270 45min $380 60min $490 Plus 2 free drinks for every 15 Min, so 60 min gets you 8 free drinks (4 for you and 4 for the girl)
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    The Night Before I was fucking a crackwhore in a dumpster for 7 dollars, On this night though I would be visiting this strip club right here
    "bro it's Nebraska, we are in the middle of fucking nowhere, nobody is gonna care if we touched a few boobies" lmao!
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Palm
    Pennsylvania
    Model or stripper?
    "Dummy I had a pocket full of money for you" I've been there. Walking out of a club with several hundred that you were willing to blow on a dancer but they just didn't know how to take it.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    MniSte656
    Colorado
    Nice variety, some action available
    @MniSte656 When you said you weren't comfortable, did you mean because she was scared of getting vaccinated? I'm asking because I am always concerned about that. The prettier the girl, the more traffic they will get. That equals more intimate exposure with more men which means a much greater chance of getting and spreading COVID. Getting COVID myself doesn't scare me but giving it to an older person and having them kick the bucket is always a concern. It is why I stopped going to clubs during the pandemic for years. When I did go back, I remember going to Hak's and being the only person in there wearing a mask.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Daytime scene report
    expensive but great review
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Indulge yourself with a retro taste of what "The Block" used to be.
    It is also worth reading mafeditor‘s review “Survivors”. I do not think the back bar is being used anymore but everything else is still accurate. I do think I saw Rob come in as I was leaving. Rob & Scott always seems to have consistently attractive dancers on “The Block” pre-COVID and they still do. Only thing I didn’t like about Rob is he always got me spend more than I was planning on. I would go to his club with the intention of sitting at the bar and watching the ladies and Rob would convince me to get a VIP with TWO girls at once. No regrets but still.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Indulge yourself with a retro taste of what "The Block" used to be.
    I should mention say it is worth reading zero100 review “Indulge - Two Clubs in One”. My review is about the Daytime Indulge 12pm to 7:59pm. At 8pm Indulge Daytime girls, bartenders, etc leave and completely different Indulge Nightime girls and staff come in. It really is a separate club that shares the same space and name.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    High mileage dive bar in an unsafe area
    UPDATE: I went back to PM and I think I get how this place works better now. While all of the ladies are very approachable, some of them will not spend any time with you at the bar. If you smile at them and start to walk toward them some of them will just start walking to the LD rooms assuming that is what you want. Others will discus the price with you first but they are just here for the LDs - not to spend time with you at the bar. Other girls are happy to dance at the bar first to sell you on a LD room or just to get the singles at the bar.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    hotfireinny
    New York
    An OK Visit - nothing more, nothing less
    seems like an accurate review. 5-7 years ago this place used to have much much much more mileage.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Working Class Bar with Working Class Women
    UPDATE CONTINUED: One negative was how freezing the VIP room was. It was so cold it actually took away from the dance. I had to keep my shirt pulled down because it was so cold. They were approximately 25 customers there. There were four bartenders there. All women and two of them fairly attractive Latinas. Service was pretty quick also. Even though they did scan my ID, there was no cover even at night.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Working Class Bar with Working Class Women
    UPDATE: Went back to Carousel at 11pm and this time ID was checked and scanned. 15 ladies working. Mostly Latina with a couple of black and white ladies. Music was all rap at night. Had a few VIPs with Milania again. She does this thing where she sucks in your ear at the same time she is grabbing you (over your pants) and she moves her hand and tongue together with the same rhythm. You can almost imagine you getting a hummer. Highly recommend her.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Good overall, will go back.
    @LoverBoyPizza Spot on. Every club does not have to be high mileage but this place sounds like Hooters without the wings.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Good overall, will go back.
    @desertscrub Shouldn’t a club ad make you want to go to that club? The only thing this review made me crave was a rare porterhouse.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Good overall, will go back.
    @demarthin I rarely partake in “high“ mileage even when it is offered, but no topless during a lap dance or on stage? The ladies would all have to be sports illustrated swimsuit models for me to want to spend my time staring at and tipping them while they are wearing something that they could wear at any beach
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Good overall, will go back.
    @demarthin I rarely partake in “hi“ mileage even when it is Wofford, but no topless during a lap dance or on stage? The ladies would all have to be sports illustrated swimsuit models for me to want to spend my time staring at and tipping them while they are wearing something that they could wear at any beach.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    High mileage dive bar in an unsafe area
    UPDATE: I returned to PM and I think I may have overstated the amount of Brazilian ladies. Most of the ladies I thought were Brazilian were from South America. There were about 15 ladies here today. I asked a few of them where they are from: Sophie Equador, body is a solid 7, but she is a butterface, barely speaks English. Lucy Columbia, a 6.5, little English Megan DR, a 6.5 but good personality, passable English. Beri Panama, Face is a 7.5, body a 6.5, but if you are into phat asses you will rate her body higher. Great personality. Great English. I will say that a few people I saw that I was sure were Brazilian were not here tonight.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    decent low mileage place but watch the song count
    @ Biseggi Next time I go there I'll tell them they need to lower the drink prices. I'll say Biseggi told me! You are right but I usually just drink a coke or two.