Comments by Electronman (page 3)

Very helpful travel guide for Pattaya. Would you share some information on costs (e.g., bar fines).

0 reviews in 9 years on TUSCL?? Would it be asking too much to suggest that you do some research in your local clubs and post a review of your search for butt plug wearing dancers. Hint: you might have better success at nude clubs.

Thanks for the warning about the restrictive club rules. I'll spend my money elsewhere.

Please clarify the club that you are reviewing, Divas or Chinas Bonitas.

First and only review for coolhand_luke_skywalker, or should I say for the AI program that generated this review.

How much cash did bring with you across the border. Any concerns with security

I suspect that Shadowcat was being ironic. Unfortunately, irony and sarcasm are difficult to convey in printed media.

Good review. Thanks!

Well done, Meshuggah. I didn't know of a free AI content detector. Now my only petty peeve is the lack of useful information for such lengthy review.

bman66: I suspect that some of those 7.5 dancers from 1994 are still working there. Tori? Brenda?

Grand Rapids has a reputation for strict city ordinances about nudity. Did the dancers perform topless on stage?

Any stage show and stage tipping? If not mistaken, Grand Rapids has very restrictive policies on exposing tits and ass. How were the girls dressed? nipple tape? granny panties?

This sounds like a notable improvement in the talent (or should I say, "lack of talent") that I observed in recent visits at Bogarts. I hope this trend continues at Bogarts.

You might report on the mileage/extras in the VIP room for $500??

Yikes. that's a lot of money for not much return on investment. Might have been titled "a fool (especially a drunk fool) and his money are soon parted."

I'm surprised this was approved. The only detail (location) could have been pulled from Google Maps. Notice that there are no details on price of admission, the nude stage show (that requires a 5 dollar tip to get the dancer naked), the topless bar tender, and especially the private dance facilities, costs and mileage.

You joined in 2009 and have never submitted a review in 15 years. You might get more helpful advice if you made some contributions to the collective wisdom of the web site.

What does this have to do with Sinsations?

Minnow: Thanks. Sinsations is less than one mile west of I95 on Emerson. If you're passing through during the day, I would also recommend Wackos. Wacko's is about 1/4 mile east of I95 on Emerson. During the day, Wacko's has lots of Cuban dancers who offer good mileage private dances. At night, mileage at Wacko's seems to decline. During the day, the number of dancers at Sinsations can be pretty low. You can still have a good time but you need to get lucky finding a good match for your preferences.

Could this be AI generated? Notice the writing refers to "you" rather than reporting on the reviewers experience.

Yet another chapter in your epic strip club tour guide. This is review #500. Well done and thanks for all the reviews!

Cameras serve multiple functions: 1) to detect and enforce rule violations. But often the posted rules do not correspond with the enforced rules, just like the speed limit on an interstate 2) an excuse for a dancer who is not interested in extras (as in, "I wish I could but there are cameras.") 3) the video record is stored in case there is any accusation of theft or abuse during a private dance If the dancer has a strategy (covering the camera with a piece of clothing) that allows her to provide extra services and make extra money, good for her (and for you).

I probably reject about 25% of the unpublished reviews that I read. Most of the time, the review is far too short and contains no useful information. On rare occasion, I'll reject a longer review because it is a word salad (you'd need a decoder ring to understand it) or because it is wordy but filledl with vague information and personal musings. I very seldom reject a review for being too explicit because there are many areas of the country (e.g., Miami, Tampa, Providence, Detroit) where extras are openly discussed in the club. I do encourage reviewer to omit the name of a specific dancer when discussing extras. I've also suggested that people add some information and resubmit. Most of the suggestions focus on describing the private dance facilities, costs and mileage. I do wonder how many people I've pissed off by rejecting a weak review. At least I typically make suggestions for how to improve a weak review, unless of course the submitted review is ridiculously short.

BEST? But no extras available. We must have different standards for best.

If this is the level of pettiness that is important to Gen Z, I think it should be renamed to Gen ZZZZZZZZ! Aren't there more important problems to which you might apply your talent and time?