Reviews by Hellooo Nurse

Decided to swing by one of favorite clubs while I was in town. Unfortunately, it had to be a Tuesday since that was the only time I was able to stop in. I prefer Thursdays…

After being ripped off by Monroe last March, I swore not to return here for a while. Now that we're almost at the end of the year, and girls come and go in this business,…

This place had been on my radar for a while because of the reviews. So when I found myself in the area for work I just had to check it out. Am I glad I…

There’s a reason no one has reviewed this club since last year—it’s terrible! That alone should have been an indication to avoid this place. But since I had a meeting down the street, and a…

Came here after a terrible time at Paradise. This club can be hit or miss. Today it was a hit! Like every Thursday, the parking lot was packed. Unlike Synn, Deja Vu accepts passes on Thursdays.…

This place was just not for me. Unless you have a whale fetish like Captain Ahab--avoid this place! I decided to check out Paradise after a good visit to Synn. Several of the reviews I read…

Made a return trip to Synn while in the area. I was hoping to repeat the great time I had at the club the last time I stopped in. While this visit didn't create any…

I'm not sure what's going on with some of these Chicago clubs lately. The weather hasn't been that bad, yet Atlantis is suffering from a lack of customers and quality girls just like 390. My…

I made a return to 390 while in the area for business. The last time I was there on a Friday I had a relatively good time. After that visit, I decided to check out…

Louie's was my last stop on the Mannheim Strip. The place always seems crowded every time I drive by it. This time was no exception. Luckily I was able to find a space just as…

Its been a long time since I've been to Playpen. And after my experience this time around, I can't see myself ever coming back. Parking was no problem-even though they don't really have a lot. You…

Carl's was my next stop after Bobby's. I was here a week earlier on a Friday and got to experience the bad side of the area. I've been told by fellow patrons that the worse…

I made my way to Bobby's after J's. I walked in and paid no cover. I sat at near the end of the bar that was closest to the bathrooms. I was surprised that the…

I decided to hit an assortment of Mannheim clubs while recently in the area. Since J's was the first at the beginning of the "strip" I figured I'd see what kind of talent they had…

I finished my trip to Detroit at Henry's. This had to be the best value club out of the four places I visited. The club was packed all day since it was $10 dance day.…

This club reminds me of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas--a posh, upscale joint with beautiful dancers that will leave you broke and cursing why you even bothered to visit the club in the first place.…

This has to be my favorite club out of the Inkster and Dearborn strip clubs. The girls ranged from girl next door type to the porn star with bolt ons. The girls were all friendly…

Work brought me back to the Detroit area. Since I've been to Bogart's once before, I decided to make it my first stop. This time around I had such a good experience that it was…

Decided to make the trip to Venom after my visit to HiLiter turned out to be a bust. I'm glad I did, this club turned out to be everything I had hoped HiLiter would be.…

Was in town on business and decided to give HiLiter a whirl. I got there around 8 PM. No issue parking as there were plenty of available spots in the lot. I paid the $10…

This was the last strip club I hit on my free day. I decided to try it out based on the reviews. I should've headed back to COI. The parking lot is somewhat small. It looks…

I took a break from my afternoon visit to Synn to check out Deja Vu. This club was always a must visit while I was in town on business. I figured that since the afternoon…

I had a free day while I was in town so I decided to hit up some clubs. Deja Vu COI has always been my go to club but, based on reviews, I decided to…

Based on the reviews this seemed like the club I should hit if I was ever in El Paso. Well I found myself in El Paso and decided to dive in and see if all…

Made a return trip to Carl's on Thirsty Thursday. All Miller Lite bottles were only $2. I was lucky enough to find a parking spot in the lot. Usually the lot is overflowing after 7…