Reviews by Hellooo Nurse
Submit a ReviewThe Vegas Club
W9031 US-14
Darien, WI 53114
Vegas Stripped
Like many of the clubs near major cities, The Vegas Club benefited from the shutdown of Chicago and Milwaukee joints. Many of the dancers (see my last review) I met on my last visit here…
Jul 3, 2021, 1:11 AM
Industrial Strip
3626 Calumet Ave
Hammond, IN 46320
Take a Bow
This club saw an influx of talent late last year due to the Chicago clubs being closed. You’d get girls from Club 390, The Mannheim Strip, Pole Katz and Atlantis mixed in with the local…
Jun 23, 2021, 11:42 AM
Wackos
3701 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Al combate, corred, bayameses!
Did this club deliver! After uneventful visits to Doll House and Sinsations I ended my night in Cuba….I mean Wackos. Sadly I didn’t sample as much of the talent as I wanted. That wasn’t the…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(LDaddict)
Jun 2, 2021, 3:09 PM
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Misty Eyed
This was my next stop after Doll House. When I pulled into the lot I noticed a pickup truck parked in front with a dog in the back. I’ve heard of leaving your kids in…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(NoahWhey)
May 27, 2021, 3:47 PM
Doll House
6105 Philips Hwy
Jacksonville, FL 32216
No Dollface Here
I was in the area for work and decided to hit up the three best clubs. First up was The Doll House, where a decent amount of cars out front gave me the impression that…
May 19, 2021, 12:50 PM
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14
Darien, WI 53114
Party at the Farm
Ended up getting to Vegas around 11 PM after a visit to Showplace. The parking lot was almost full, and they have a BIG gravel lot. Parked in one of the last remaining spots and…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jackel0001)
Jul 31, 2020, 7:14 AM
Show Palace
2505 US-14
Darien, WI 53114
Across From the Farm
Made the trip to Showplace since I heard things were back to normal. I got to the club around 8 PM. Good amount of cars in the lot, but plenty of open spots. Parking is…
Jul 18, 2020, 6:48 PM
Spearmint Rhino
312 S Riverside Ave
Rialto, CA 92376
A Wasted Trip
Decided to check out Rhino on a Saturday afternoon since I had a good time at Tropicel Lei on one. Unfortunately Rhino was nothing like Lei.
After paying the $11 afternoon cover I got a pat…
Jul 12, 2018, 9:43 PM
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl
Upland, CA 91786
Good Time In The Tropics
I finally decided to make the drive out to Tropical Lei and was not disappointed. While it won’t replace Synn as my favorite club, I’ll certainly be returning to check it out.
Cover was only $15…
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Asstapper)
Jul 12, 2018, 6:19 PM
Bobby's Bar
2003 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60160
Nothing New
After reading that they got rid of the old dance area at J's, I decided to hit up Bobby's while in the area. Nothing here has changed since my visit last year, girls still charge…
Jun 5, 2018, 6:32 PM
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60164
Still Open And Going Strong!
I saw that this was coming as closed on here so I though I'd stop by and see if it was true. I'm happy to report that they're still VERY open for business! Unlike Carl's,…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Mar 28, 2018, 4:45 PM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
At Least The Beer Is Cheap
Decided to stop by Carl's while in the area for a meeting. I ended up checking out the afternoon and night shifts. Good mix of customers and dancers from all walks of life during the…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Stolz)
Mar 7, 2018, 4:06 PM
Diamond Cabaret
1401 Mississippi Ave
Sauget, IL 62201
Still Centerfold Material
I came here after Miss Kitty's. The last time I was here it was called Penthouse. I parked and made my way inside. The doorman asked if I was there for lunch. I told him…
Feb 16, 2018, 6:38 PM
Miss Kitty Showgirls
5200 Bunkum Rd
East St Louis, IL 62204
This Kitty Should Be Euthanized
This place should be buried in kitty litter because it's shit! Smells like it too. The only good thing about this place is the amount of parking available. That could also be because I was…
Feb 13, 2018, 6:19 AM
Dollie's Playhouse
6210 Forest Blvd
East St Louis, IL 62204
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round, All Through The Town
Hit Dollies after Blondies. The parking lot had numerous cars, including a big rig parked further in the back of the lot. I ended up paying no cover charge this time.
Took a seat at the…
Feb 12, 2018, 4:42 PM
Moochie's (was Blondies)
6113 Forest Blvd
Washington Park, IL 62204
The Next Stop
Stopped by Blondies after C-Mowes. There was no cover charge. However, I did get patted down by the bouncer once I got inside. The bar is still run by the Hells Angels so you don't…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(bustaj)
Jan 18, 2018, 9:04 PM
C-Mowe's Show Club
2107 Kingshighway
East St Louis, IL 62204
The Skanks Behind the Fence
Made a long overdue return to C-Mowes while in St. Louis for business. The place has always been hit or miss. The decent amount of cars inside the fence made me park and make my…
Jan 17, 2018, 9:41 PM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91744
Nothing But Leftover Turkey
I decided to see what kind of talent would be working on Black Friday. Since they were closed on Thanksgiving, they advertised a $70 15 minute VIP special for the day after. I figured I'd…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Dec 26, 2017, 10:10 PM
King Henry VIII
13443 Crenshaw Blvd
Hawthorne, CA 90250
Not As Good As Friday
My first time at KH8 was a blast. I ended up going on a Friday since all the reviews I read seemed to indicate the last day of the work week was the best time…
Nov 29, 2017, 5:55 AM
Bare 'N Legal
2851 W Pomona Blvd
Pomona, CA 91768
We're Down to One Dancer
This club has been on my radar for sometime now, so when work brought me to the area I decided to stop in. Reading all the reviews I expected to have a a great time.…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Maximiliano)
Nov 24, 2017, 5:36 AM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
365 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
A Miss
Since Synn COI is one of faves I decided to hit up their Beverly Hills location. I walked in around 8:30/9 PM. The guy at the door acted surprised to see me. He told me…
Oct 16, 2017, 5:59 AM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91744
Tuesday Disappointment
Decided to swing by one of favorite clubs while I was in town. Unfortunately, it had to be a Tuesday since that was the only time I was able to stop in. I prefer Thursdays…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(RiskA)
Oct 15, 2017, 8:39 PM
Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd
Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Tuesday
After being ripped off by Monroe last March, I swore not to return here for a while. Now that we're almost at the end of the year, and girls come and go in this business,…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(entertaininglife)
Oct 14, 2017, 8:09 AM
King Henry VIII
13443 Crenshaw Blvd
Hawthorne, CA 90250
Friday Night Party
This place had been on my radar for a while because of the reviews. So when I found myself in the area for work I just had to check it out. Am I glad I…
Aug 31, 2017, 6:29 AM
Players Club
1800 S Main St
Los Angeles, CA 90015
Monday in LA
There’s a reason no one has reviewed this club since last year—it’s terrible! That alone should have been an indication to avoid this place. But since I had a meeting down the street, and a…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Aug 9, 2017, 9:17 PM





















