They Call Me Captain Ahab

This place was just not for me. Unless you have a whale fetish like Captain Ahab--avoid this place!

I decided to check out Paradise after a good visit to Synn. Several of the reviews I read on here made this place sound like it my kind of club. I had no trouble finding parking in the strip mall parking lot. Like Synn, they share parking with several other businesses.

Cover was only $5 since it was happy hour. That included a free drink ticket. So far so good. The first thing I noticed that, unlike the packed Synn, Paradise was relatively dead. At first I counted seven guys in the place, then two more came out from the back with dancers following behind.