Dudester

Reviews by Dudester

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13 years ago
Joy of Houston
11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA
Arrived at 9:15 on a Wednesday...
Arrived at 9:15 on a Wednesday evening. Was tricked into taking the entrance off of 529. The truck lot you have to negotiate looks and feels like it took a B-52 strike with 2,000...
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13 years ago
Gold Cup
5225 Bingle Rd, Houston, TX 77092, USA*
Arrived at 11 p.m. on a...
Arrived at 11 p.m. on a Wednesday evening. Parking lot troll present, but not annoying. My cover was ten and the drink was six seventy five. There were somewhere between 30 and 40 dancers...
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13 years ago
Fantasy Plaza
1200 N Fwy Service Rd, Houston, TX 77088, USA*
Arrived at 6:30 p.m. on a...
Arrived at 6:30 p.m. on a Saturday night. Final Four + PGA Championship going on in town. I expected lots of out of town girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls when I arrived, but...
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13 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived just after 8 on a...
Arrived just after 8 on a Saturday evening. Because Final Four and PGA Championship going on, expected lots of girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls present, but there were coned off spaces. Cover was...
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13 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
This review will cover two visits....
This review will cover two visits. I went the first Monday after Thanksgiving, and I returned this past Monday. I arrived at 12:30 (this Monday) looking for a dancer that I had a good...
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14 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 4:55 on a Friday...
Arrived at 4:55 on a Friday afternoon. Cover was 6.00 and it was 5.50 for my soda. Wait staff was attentive, but not pushy. Parking lot security was very present and very attentive. There...
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14 years ago
Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064
Arrived at 4 p.m. on Friday...
Arrived at 4 p.m. on Friday afternoon. Parking lot Security was present and aware of his surroundings. Cover was 5.00 and so was my soda. There were ten dancers on duty and about twenty...
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14 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
<p>I made my annual turkey day...
<p>I made my annual turkey day trek to Dolls. Arrived at 4:15 (just after opening). No one asked for cover and there weren't any parking lot trolls. The buffet was set up minutes after...
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14 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 3:45 on a Monday...
Arrived at 3:45 on a Monday afternoon. Armed security and parking lot troll was present. Parking lot was clean and well patrolled. Cover was 5.00 and metal detector was being closely monitored. There were...
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14 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 10:15 p.m. Parking lot...
Arrived at 10:15 p.m. Parking lot trolls were present, but they weren't dominating the parking lot-I was able to get a good (free) parking space. Cover was 10.00 and the metal detector was being...
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14 years ago
Gold Cup
5225 Bingle Rd, Houston, TX 77092, USA*
Arrived at 9 p.m. on a...
Arrived at 9 p.m. on a Tuesday night and the place was hopping. There were 40+ dancers and all but two were 8's or 9's. During my stay I was approached by hottie after...
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14 years ago
Solid Platinum
2740 W T C Jester Blvd Houston, TX 77018
Solid Platinum advertises itself as a...
Solid Platinum advertises itself as a strip club. Strip clubs are supposed to have strippers, especially at 8 p.m. on a Tuesday evening-when the local hotels are at max capacity (especially the one across...
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14 years ago
Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064
I've had five near disastrous visits...
I've had five near disastrous visits here, but after a disappointment at St. James, and a total disaster at Dolls earlier in the day, I didn't think there was anything to lose. Cover was...
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14 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 12:15 p.m. Cover was...
Arrived at 12:15 p.m. Cover was 5.00 and a bottle of water five bucks. I would've partaken of lunch, but my stomach was severely upset, and I couldn't eat. Anyway, there was about 15...
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14 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
I arrived at 2 p.m. Cover...
I arrived at 2 p.m. Cover was five bucks and so was the bottled water. When I pulled up in the lot, I noticed the marquee said "Help Wanted" (not a good sign). Then,...
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14 years ago
Fantasy Plaza
1200 N Fwy Service Rd, Houston, TX 77088, USA*
This visit started out as a...
This visit started out as a disaster. I arrived at 9:90 p.m. and parked easily. Cover was 15.00 and a drink was 7.50 Moments after I was seated, the manager told me to...
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14 years ago
Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064
Arrived at 8 p.m. Parking lot...
Arrived at 8 p.m. Parking lot troll was present, but no bother. Parking lot was well lit and there was a very attentive security guard watching the lot. Cover was 11.00 and a waitress...
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14 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 3:05 p.m. on a...
Arrived at 3:05 p.m. on a Saturday. No parking lot trolls or security present. I noticed a young black kid casing cars in the east lot. No door person was present, but a waitress...
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14 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 1:00 p.m. on Saturday,...
Arrived at 1:00 p.m. on Saturday, just after the club opened. No parking lot trolls present, but security was. Cover was 5.00 and music was of moderate volume-able to hold conversations. One dancer was...
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14 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived Saturday at 9:15 p.m. Parking...
Arrived Saturday at 9:15 p.m. Parking lot was well lit and there was an armed guard present. Parking lot troll was present, but not as aggressive in times past-I was able to get a...
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15 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
For the uninitiated,this club looks like...
For the uninitiated,this club looks like a dump from outside and the furniture inside is beaten up and in need of replacement, but the place is latex free and thongs are worn. Extras can...
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15 years ago
Joy of Houston
11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA
IMPORTANT- The Club is neatly tucked...
IMPORTANT- The Club is neatly tucked behind the Conoco station. Disregard the sign, which will lead you into a nightmare of a parking lot-which is a combination run down truck stop and Mexican-"get your...
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15 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m....
Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m. The marquee outside says "Party is Here" and boy was that true tonight. I was there about 15 minutes when a waitress and dancer got into a shouting...
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15 years ago
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place...
Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place was active with dancers doing three song sets. I paid a 5.00 cover and 5.00 for a drink. I ended up getting a dance each from a pair...