Arrived at 3:45 on a Monday...

Arrived at 3:45 on a Monday afternoon. Armed security and parking lot troll was present. Parking lot was clean and well patrolled. Cover was 5.00 and metal detector was being closely monitored. There were about 25 dancers on shift and they ranged in quality from 6's to 9's. Shift change was going on and the single mothers were being swapped out with better maintained females. Got my first lapper from an asian. Too late, once I was in the room with her, I realized that she was a pro and I should explain what I mean. There are two types of pro dancers. The first type (the type I don't like) have bolt ons (she had well done bolt ons) and they're all about tease. The second type of pro is well maintained and they know that guys come to a club for something besides tease. My second lapper was from the second type of pro. Her first dance was mechanical, and uninspired. I was thinking of calling it quits then, but as she asked me for a second dance, she showed me her kitty. I thought, "I'll bite". Kitty play was encouraged and led to some DATY. We would've gone on, but she got spooked. My third dancer was an indian (the subcontinent type). I thought "This should be interesting", but it wasn't. Her dance was fifty percent air, and completely uninspired. Finally, I landed a girl I had been after for a while. She looked a lot like a famous christian rock songwriter/singer/musician. Back in the room, I quickly discovered that she's all about sensuality. We nibbled on each other's ears and necks. She offered her nipples, and in her second dance, she said "I have something for you." She then pulled out a mini vibrator and had me play with her kitty, but from the outside. She kept me away from her special place (not inside), but I finally talked her into showing it to me. When I complimented her kitty, her response pretty much convinced me that this was no doppelganger-I think the singer is working a side project (christian composers sell less than 50k of their songs- not millions, like conventional singers), so I got to near third base with a celeb. St. James is a quality place, and I'll return soon.