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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

I've had five near disastrous visits...

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Dudester
May 4, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I've had five near disastrous visits here, but after a disappointment at St. James, and a total disaster at Dolls earlier in the day, I didn't think there was anything to lose. Cover was 6.00 and a drink was 6.25 (Music) was at a moderate volume and was mostly 1980's top 40. The first thing I noticed was that there a very delicious smorgasborg of dancers. I wanted to sample most of them, the trick was how to do it. The first dancer that approached me, opened with stripper shit (my car was broken into this morning [second time in a week] and my 500 bucks for rent was taken. I sampled a dance from her and regretted it. First, her underarm deodorant had failed (she said she had just come in). Second, although she wore a thong and full panty, a dumpster reek emnanated from between her legs. And finally, she nearly injured my thighs with her lack of ability. The second dancer opened with looks and great personality, but in short order she told me she had kids, a second job, and was taking EMT training = uninteresting lapper coming up. Sure enough, it was just a perfunctory lapper. I was alone for a bit. I tried, twice, to flag down a stunner, but she ignored me. A looker approached me and we headed to the back area for a lapper (not much privacy there). Still on the first song, the outer panty was pushed to mid thigh. I played on the outside of her thong, and on the third song, the thong also was pushed to mid thigh. I spent most of that song fingering her. After the song, we started discussing OTC. Right after we negotiated for 200, the dj called her to the stage. She asked me to wait for her. When she returned, she told me that we could do the same thing in VIP that we could do in a hotel. Besides the 200, 65 for a bottle would be equivalent to a hotel room (she really was reluctant to do hotel on first date). So we called for a waitress, and repaired to VIP. After the bottle arrived, she peeled off the latex and let me take both her bottoms off. My clothes then hit the floor and we went full at it. There was a happy ending. I have a new favorite club.

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