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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

Arrived at 8 p.m. Parking lot...

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Dudester
Mar 10, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Arrived at 8 p.m. Parking lot troll was present, but no bother. Parking lot was well lit and there was a very attentive security guard watching the lot. Cover was 11.00 and a waitress seemed determined to seat me. She got me a 1.75 drink, even though happy hour had ended minutes ago. Once inside the club, something jumped out right away-anorexic dancers. Five of the dancers looked like they had just been liberated from a concentration camp. Four of the five were lookers, but bony dancers just ain't my thing. There were several decent looking dancers, and several horse faces. I was approached, after a long while, by two of the anorexics and several of the horse faces. I didn't get any dances. Finally, I spotted a cutie, but as she made several passes by me, she made a point of avoiding me. After 70 minutes, I declared no joy and left.

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