Reviews by Dudester

Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon, the place was dead-there was absolutely nothing going on. The one visible dancer was talking to the only other customer. Five minutes after I arrived, the three other…

Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were a bit laid back, but a dozen dancers were making the rounds. Even though I was quickly approached by a 6, I decided to defer (she didn't like it).…

Arrived at 10:20 p.m. on a Weds. nite. It wasn't the weekend, so parking wasn't problematic (there's a popular weekend club in the strip mall). This also isn't the safest parking lot around, so look…

Arrived at 4:30 p.m. I went to St. James because I saw a cop running plates in the Trophy Club parking lot, and I saw another cop lurking near the front-decided it wasn't a good…

I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and there was no one at the door. I must also stipulate that a new dancer, Sapphire was tearing it up onstage, and I mean tearing it up. She had…

Got there right at 4 p.m. There was no cover. The club was clean, and unlike my last visit-smoke free (although there was ashtrays, must've been no smokers there). I noticed an advertisement for a…

It's been awhile since I sampled the day dancers in any club. I was hoping to find an interesting attractive single mother who would do the deed. Anyway, I get to the club about 2:15…

Houston Strip Joint Goes Up In Flames Posted: 01/13/09 Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | 6:27 AM HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Firefighters are working to put out a fire in southwest Houston. The fire broke out at the Legends…

Stopped by for the first time in a while. I had been there for about twenty minutes when my former ATF saw me. We sat and talked for awhile, enjoying each other's company. Finally, I…

I went to St. James after an unhappy visit to Houston Dolls. Lots of hunnies in St. James tonight. I saw a waitress who was an absolute ten-the most beautiful waitress I've ever seen. Had…

Used to be my all time fave club. Noticed several things: 1) The bookstore next door closed, so the distance requirement in the recent ordinance has been met. 2) Lots os smoking, so even though…

Walking in was like walking into a party. Unlike Treasures and Onyx (visited tonight), everyone was having a good time. Shortly after I arrived, I met up with a cute latina. She had already been…

Got there at 9:45 on a Friday night. First thing I noticed was that the dancers varied from 3's to 9's. The second thing was that no dancer under 200 pounds took the stage. I…

I finally decided to see the great "Treasures". I ended up feeling really disappointed. The biggest letdown, for me, was the fact that the dancers were all 8's and 9's, with a couple of…

I usually go to strip clubs to get laid, no such luck tonite at fantasy. Visited 8-23-08 at 9 p.m. Minutes after I got there, a blonde named Nicole plopped down next to me (WARNING-Stay…

Went there Wednesday 6-25-08, arriving just before 8 p.m. ADVISORY-the ONLY way to get there is off of the southbounder feeder of 45, right next to Spring Stuebner road. Be careful as cars on the…

Went on a Friday night at 8:30. The DJ played Rock at a moderatley loud volume (not ear splitting rap, like lots of clubs). The parking lot is well lit and has an attentive security…

To be completely fair: 1) I'm a white guy and this is a black club. 2) I was only there half an hour (7:30 p.m.-8p.m.) I drove into a parking lot that looked like a B-52 had dropped…

It's been a year since I've been there (I used to be a regular). As soon as I walked in tonight (Saturday 3-28-08) I was mugged by a thick cloud of cigarette smoke. I sat…

One thing you can say about Wild Zebra is that they definitely do not believe in age discrimination-one dancer was about 60 (give or take a couple of years), two dancers were in their mid…

WARNING-DO NOT order any drinks from this club that contain soda. When my Sprite arrived, it tasted like vodka. I went to the bar and had them make a new one before my eyes. Either…

Went there on a Saturday night at ten. Paid 25.00 cover, but declined on the 15.00 VIP access (I had a hunch). Not even thirty seconds after I was seated, a looker named ectasy launched…

Went there at 11:30 on a Saturday night. Place was hopping (15.00 cover-plenty of parking in back, but also valet-security was present), lots and lots of customers, and the many strippers were busy. Lots of…

Went there on a Saturday night. It wasn't just the really looks challenged dancers that surprised me, but also the really poor job these gals are doing of marketing themselves. I'm not saying this to…

Went on a Saturday night and was surprised by just how cosmetically challenged the dancers were. It was either thick bodied Mexican mamas or a few unattractive white chicks. I ended up with a 6…