Reviews

Having had a blast here in April I couldn't wait to return, as this was my favorite south Florida club. In fact, this review is a combination of trips last Wed. and Th. evenings…

Brief description of the club: One of the weirder locations of any club in the country as it sits right in the middle of a residential neighborhood of triple deckers. Plenty of off-street parking…

In my last review of this club I noticed they were cutting the songs so short, that I actually felt compelled to time them. They were noticeably longer on this visit, which I somewhat attribute…

Having the rare 100% free Thursday night (No work or tee time Friday, wife away on vacation) I decided to spend some serious cash here and get a lot of plain old dances, with the…

With Providence traffic at a standstill outside Desires I decided to head home early, via compass. By the time I hit Woonsocket I was ready for a cold one and this visit Covers 5:45…

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town culture,…

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond Dolls:…

This club is my home away from home and this review covers 3 visits: Last Wednesday after 11:00; early afternoon Thursday and Thursday evening after 10:00. My sole purpose was to enjoy $10.00 lap…

As much as I try to like this place, it's tough when its further from home than Providence. Nevertheless, I headed out in the mood for some inexpensive laps and ended up here.…

Not quite sure I understand the business model here. I have been going here since before it was Rhode Island Dolls and it has always been less expensive than other clubs, populated with newer dancers…

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

This club is in the middle of nowhere in central Maine and unless you're in the area, you probably won't go. If you're skiing, golfing, hunting, hiking or snowmobiling it is a great stop. Plenty…