Reviews by skibum609

After a terrible snow year in New England I was worried I would not be able to make my annual pilgrimage to the wilds of northern Maine. I was at my desk at 5:30 Friday…

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club in…

After retiring from strip clubbing awhile back, I felt the urge to avoid ladies' night at my house and to watch the Celtics T-Wolves game in a bar. I avoided the Rhode Island clubs…

This review is a compilation of Thursday night, Friday afternoon, Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon visits. This club is right around the corner from Cheetah Pompano, making this small area, add in Diamond Dolls, the…

Having had a blast here in April I couldn't wait to return, as this was my favorite south Florida club. In fact, this review is a combination of trips last Wed. and Th. evenings…

Brief description of the club: One of the weirder locations of any club in the country as it sits right in the middle of a residential neighborhood of triple deckers. Plenty of off-street parking…

In my last review of this club I noticed they were cutting the songs so short, that I actually felt compelled to time them. They were noticeably longer on this visit, which I somewhat attribute…

Having the rare 100% free Thursday night (No work or tee time Friday, wife away on vacation) I decided to spend some serious cash here and get a lot of plain old dances, with the…

With Providence traffic at a standstill outside Desires I decided to head home early, via compass. By the time I hit Woonsocket I was ready for a cold one and this visit Covers 5:45…

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town culture,…

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond Dolls:…

This club is my home away from home and this review covers 3 visits: Last Wednesday after 11:00; early afternoon Thursday and Thursday evening after 10:00. My sole purpose was to enjoy $10.00 lap…

As much as I try to like this place, it's tough when its further from home than Providence. Nevertheless, I headed out in the mood for some inexpensive laps and ended up here.…

Not quite sure I understand the business model here. I have been going here since before it was Rhode Island Dolls and it has always been less expensive than other clubs, populated with newer dancers…

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

This club is in the middle of nowhere in central Maine and unless you're in the area, you probably won't go. If you're skiing, golfing, hunting, hiking or snowmobiling it is a great stop. Plenty…

I have been going to this club off and on for 30 years and while it never falls off the list, it never rises on it either. Monday was the Patriots game and I…

After 4 days partying down the keys the wife crashed at 5 on Friday leaving me with an unexpected free evening. My choice was the 6:00 p.m. Poker Tourney at the casino or lap dances/no…

Rhode island Dolls is still fun, but the turnover in talent has been amazing lately and not in a good way. The hot dancers seem to stay 2 -10 weeks and then leave, only to…

Continuing with my pledge to never buy anything from Amazon I went out to watch Thursday night football at the Dolls. The first football game I recall watching was in 1963, so I have seen…

While this club has been reviewed many, many times, I cannot recall any reviews of what the club is like early in the week. This visit was a week ago Tuesday, a night I…

Playing golf in the area I decided to hit this spot after the round to cool down. I was a mess when I arrived after golf, having accepted a bet doubling the usual stakes and…

After 2 hours of hoping the line-up would improve at Desires I gave up and stopped here on the way home. Very few cars in the parking lot and based on recent visits I…

After reading Loper's review I thought I would check this place out and I did have realistic expectations because this is a Massachusetts club and not a Providence club. My expectation was that this…

Rhode Island Dolls is back! When Covid began diminishing Dolls was killing it due to lesser restrictions. With Covid a memory around here and Providence Extra land back on full speed, Dolls has been…