Schizoid Night

As much as I try to like this place, it's tough when its further from home than Providence. Nevertheless, I headed out in the mood for some inexpensive laps and ended up here. $10.00 cover and the women at the counter was a spectacular looking blonde. Warm and friendly. Walk in and the club has maybe 10 customers and as it turns out 25 dancers.

Clu: Walk in and the two level stage is straight ahead. Dancers dance one song up on top and then down below with the crowd for 2 songs. Ymmv is the motto of the club and most people just throw money on the stage. Bar to the right with seats on both sides and a sitting area behind it. 4 lap dance boots up a few stairs to your right and the remainder of the dance area is behind the stage with zero privacy. In my last 5 visits I have only ended up down there once and strangely enough it was the fullest contact dances I have ever had here. The club is always clean and neat. Very well run. Sign out front: no soft clothes after 7 and if that includes shorts it's my last nighttime visit here. I get that they're trying to make the club classy, but I only spend when comfortable and being well-dressed would ruin my reputation as the worst dressed man on earth.

Beer is $8.00 or $2.00 more than Providence. No discount card like at Desires.