Reviews by skibum609

Rare bad day at Club Desire sent me to Fantasies to partake in 2/$30 Sundays. As usual the parking lot seemed like there might be a small crowd inside, but there wasn't. The…

First time I have evefr sat in this club for more than 10 minutes. After boring visits to desires and fantasies and still in the mood for dancers after golf, I decided to stop here…

Reading a few of the prior reviews there seems to be a lot of price confusion. House fee for 15 minute CR is $40; basic dancer fee is $100.00; tipping is not my business,…

I debated whether or not to publish a review of this club and belatedly decided to do so. The review is a combinationb review of two evenings spent here, one over memorial day weekend…

Another trip to Desires after being bubble boy at poker the night before. Same layout thats been described many times before. Walked in and the first thing I notice is that there are…

I willadmit that I have loved this place for the past 35+ years, but felt it has been going downhill since ownership changed. After 5 days in florida (south florida) I took an afternoon for…

Forgetting something at the office had me out of the house on a Monday night and I decided s beer was in order. Third customer in the club at 8:00 and 8-12 dancers. Amazingly only…

I ahd stopped going here at nights, based solely on how lame the daytime has become and because this club cycles in and out of quality dance crews. Its a starter club in that…

WE have legal weed in Massachusetts so since I no longer buy from my guy (17 years) we still get together for Chinese food once in awhile and his favorite place is across the stree…

I have yet to make up my mind on this place because my trip was 6:30 - 7:50 p.m. on a weekenight. This place used to be called cheaters and before Rhode Island…

I won't describe this club other than to say if you have never been inside you will never understand how huge this place it. Arrived just before noon on a saturday - one dancer…

On Christmas Eve day every year this club has an annual Christmas party with free food and the typical afternoon drink specials. Full complement of dancers and dances are good on this day because many…

There is only one worthwhile day shift in Providence and this is it. Showed up at 2 and spent the afternoon drinking and ogling until I made my choice. Its been said before, but…

I have been going here since the Fuzzy Grape days and while Mario's can be fun on occasion, I am a Rhode Island guy.....usually. Mondays suck in strip clubs and the dancers are seldom…

As an occasional patron of this club, which is 1250 miles from me, I have seen it go through its ups and downs recently. Remembering it from as long as 30 years ago, this…

I am lucky enough to club in the Northeast, where hot women who provide extras are easy to find. After reviewing clubs in North Carolina because I had a 6 am flight out of…

The club is small as in less than 10 seats at the bar and seating for less than 100 in the club. Decent smoking area. Downstairs where the dances occur is not private by Providence…

After a long day at the service department and driving a loaner car I needed a place to relax and unwind starting around dinnertime. Caught the end of the day shift which technically ends…

Despite the belief that the economy is strong, it seems to me that strip clubs are hurting for business. This is the #1 daytime club in the northeast and on a recent Friday, not…

As a regular here I hear a lot of complaints on this board, as well as in other forums about this club being a "regular's" club. Accepting this as true for purposes of this…

Some nice touches: less crowded; less smoky; $10.00 laps; very full contact. Some not so nice touches: Less crowded; much less dancer diversity; fewer dancers overall; too bright; bouncers more intrusive.…

Four days after I posted this was the worst club in Massachusetts I ended up here. Why? Drove 25 miles to Marios......closed. Called Rhode Island Dolls......no answer. Five snowflakes anticipated and these…

This club is once again on the upswing, with a plethora of new ladies. Are there downsides still? Of course. When you get new dancers here, they are very new and some,…

Looking at the club from a new perspective has been my goal lately and the new perspective is topless lap dance only, no CR's. I have enjoyed this club from the extras aspect and…

Belated review from the Friday before New Year's. As this was going to be my last visit to any club for awhile, my goal was to spend significant time here and I did.…