Its Utah

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club in Utah. I started skiing at Snowbird in 1989 and have skied all over the area, but never strip clubbed. Snowbird got blasted with snow and after a few days of deep snow in the trees I needed a diversion and decided to make my first strip club foray, choosing American Bush. With most of my strip clubbing in Providence and South Florida, I knew I had to adjust and accept where I was.

The club is in an industrial section with easy parking, grabbing a space out front. $7.00 to the goth gatekeeper and a tip and I am in a place where I never would expect me to be: A no alcohol, fully clothed, no-contact strip club. The Polar opposite. Water was $5.00 and the bartender was quick with a rundown of the place and offered on many occasions to recommend or go get any dancer I chose. Helpful, if that's what you like.

The bar is tiny with maybe 6 seats and the dj next door. Men's room to the left (very clean, no troll) with seats around the wall and a large stage dominating the room. Tables with weird chairs that roll; (Personal injury lawyer's wet dream; naked women and dangerous chairs) fill out the rest of the area. To the right of the entryway is the lap dance area. A large room with comfortable chairs and behind that the "CR" area. The CRs were nice with a couch futon and table. Very private but given the contact level in Utah it's wasted.