Chopped

Having the rare 100% free Thursday night (No work or tee time Friday, wife away on vacation) I decided to spend some serious cash here and get a lot of plain old dances, with the possibility if a later night trip to Desires. Showed up about 8:00; full slate of dancers. Cover was $10, with a couple of bucks for the hot blonde at the desk. Walked into an empty club with a lot of dancers sitting around. Bat the back with seats all a round and tables behind. A wall between the bar and the main floor. Very Large two-tiered stage where the dancers dance one clothed dance up top, come down and strip down for 2 dances. There is a lap dance area (4 booths) to the left of the stage and a second lap dance area down below and behind the stage. There is an upstairs byt the money quoted me is so ridiculous I have never been.

Tonight's lineup was exceptional. Thin, young, and pretty. Had a couple of beers, turned down one massage girl and waited for the massage girl Nicole. Prettiest woman in the place (of course lol) and does a great massage. Started 1/3 through a song, went on through it, did another and announced that's 1 (total class) would you like another? Did 5 more, leaned back, drank my beer and wondered why I felt something was "off". Great massages that went by in a flash, like a great dance, but something was off. I knew I had to make my call on a trip to desires by 10 - 10:30 so I grabbed my phone to set an alarm and bingo, now I knew what was wrong as it was almost 25 minutes earlier than I had thought.

I watched a couple of dancers and the songs felt short, really short. I've been here more than a few times and had never experienced it. Pulled out the phone and the stopwatch: first song 2:37; 2nd song 2:23. Did a full set of timed dances: 8 min 20 seconds. Now its 9 and the first 2/30 is getting ready, I do the math, savagely cut songs; not the best contact on the best day here and expensive beers. The dancers come out; I make a decision: songs cut too much so the Boardroom is Chopped and I am off to Desires. Final note: Desires is 45 minutes away and no closer to home for me, so on the way I stress that maybe it's always been like this and I am being a little bitch. get to Desires and their crew is so much less attractive than the Boardroom that I am stunned. I keep forgetting that Thursday night at Desires is awful. Fuck it, I pull out the phone time the next song: 4:11. Next song 4:05; third song 4:25. $25 topless here. The Boardroom is chopped.