Vegas Value, Wow!

Las Vegas is one of my least favorite strip club venues due to cost and the tourist vibe. With Providence down the road and family/friends bringing me to South Florida 3-5 times a year, there is no need for the Vegas strip club scene. Nevertheless after starting cocktail hour at 10:00 a.m., watching the Patriots win at 100/320 was fucking awesome, and then some pool/waterslide time at the GN I recalled that Palomino was opening an hour early for Sunday night football.

I was going to do Chicas first nd then the Palomino, but end of vacation clothing choices left me looking like Mr. Miami Beach circa 1977, and after smoking some heavyweight infused preroll the skivviness of the area freaked me out and off I went towards the Spearmint. Being high and not using Gps I got lost, used gps to locate and ended up driving past the Palomino again.

Deciding fuck it I parked and went in. Surprise number one - the greeting was "would you like a free raffle entry". Of course, I said yes in the vain hopes to win a raffle just once before I die, but nope. That was then followed up not by $66.00 please, but no cover for you and in I went. Very few customers, fewer dancers, all tables empty with reserved signs on them. So typically Vegas,

Ordered a beer and waitress came back with a tray of shots as the Lions had just scored. Free shot, beer $7.00.

Club detailes will be hazy because I am now in hour9 of drinking. Small club. Small stage on right as you enter, not in use. Larger stage towards the back surrounded by tip rail and tables spread out in the club. Bar to the left and above the stage. Under 21 dancers cannot go near the bar. Had never seen that before. Dancers get fully nude on stage and in another weird quirk not one dancer initiated any contact with tippers the entire night.