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 ‘You need to be punished,’ judge tells Bucks woman before imposing life senten

"Dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit, Jennifer Morrisey, the 35-year-old former strip club dancer who 1½ years ago fatally shot a Bucks County pharmaceutical executive with whom she had a tumultuous relationship, was sentenced Friday afternoon to a mandatory term…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and a West Virginia stripper?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between a pair…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What is your philosophy concerning strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is your philosophy concerning strippers? A.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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How does a stripper know when she's too old for the job?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How does a stripper know when she's…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What is the difference between strippers and mosquitoes?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between strippers and…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Sex Work in College: A different type of work study

Because all strippers are college students. https://www.dailyemerald.com/arts-culture/sex-work-in-college-a-different-type-of-work-study/article_d3a41d56-38a5-11e9-b1d4-4be1f52f10d7.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Arrest affidavit shows El Paso County strip club dancer and alleged shooter live

Typical stripper boyfriend. https://gazette.com/news/arrest-affidavit-shows-el-paso-county-strip-club-dancer-and/article_67acec80-3969-11e9-b6ab-c3d956f4d093.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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When you learn your girlfriend and your favorite stripper are both pregnant, wha

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. When you learn your girlfriend and your…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Amid Prolonged Tug-of-war, Court Backs Police Decision to Close Tel Aviv's Pussy

Israeli authorities are now equating lap dancing with prostitution. https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-amid-prolonged-tug-of-war-court-backs-police-decision-to-close-tel-aviv-strip-club-1.6962930

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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How was the moment ruined just when the PL was having the best sex of his life?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How was the moment ruined just when…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What did the stripper do when she got to the ball?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper do when she…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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When a stripper dies, what organ in her body stays warm the longest?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. When a stripper dies, what organ in…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Cuban-born man sentenced for smuggling women into PBC

Why haven't we heard from Papi_Chulo lately? https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190221/cuban-born-man-sentenced-for-smuggling-women-into-pbc

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Yellowknife Strip Club

I go to this strip club every time I'm in Yellowknife. It's the best club for 700 miles and has lots of Eskimo strippers for you blubber lovers. https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/longform/strip-club-beating-the-odds

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What should you say when a stripper tells you that having a tiny dick isn't a bi

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What should you say when a stripper…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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A cop’s night escalated from police party to strip club shootout

This story is especially interesting to me because I used to live in San Antonio. I have driven the roads mentioned in the story. I may even have visited that strip club. https://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/A-cop-s-night-escalated-from-police-party-to-13631244.php

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Feeding off CJKent's prescient posts, the illuminati instigate Dred Scott's HUAC

Tittle says it all.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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Why are a stripper's customers like her stripper heels?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why are a stripper's customers like her…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 2

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Mass. Parole Board votes to release woman convicted of 1994 murder in Chicopee m

"a former exotic dancer convicted 25 years ago of a killing a man inside a Chicopee motel room by bashing him in the head with a toilet lid." And the man had wanted to die with dignity. https://www.masslive.com/news/2019/02/mass-parole-board-votes-to-release-woman-convicted-of-1994-murder-in-chicopee-motel.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why do men have orgasms?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why do men have orgasms? A. So strippers will…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Wind-Up Merchant (WUM)

I recently joined a Facebook group run by a British man. One of his rules was "NO WIND-UP MERCHANTS. (WUMs)." I had no idea what he was talking about, and so I consulted the Urban Dictionary: "It refers to…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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What is the difference between a stripper and a trampoline?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between a stripper…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her?

Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her? A. You save $50.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 11

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OT: How Detroit's Capitol Park went from desolation to a hot destination

I used to work in downtown Detroit and it's nice to see that area coming back. Legend's strip club is not far from Capitol Park. https://www.freep.com/story/money/business/john-gallagher/2019/02/17/capitol-park-detroit/2880113002/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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What is the difference between onions and strippers?

Q. What is the difference between onions and strippers? A. You cry when you cut up an onion.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5
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