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Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style."

Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean."

Dancer: "Same thing."

I wake up and see it's 32 degrees here in the Detroit area. Mthr fckr, it's the middle of May! Is it too damn cold to go to a strip club?

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar…

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor.

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Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club.

Dramatis Personae:

Dancer A: a busty blonde in…

Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked."

Can anybody top that one?

NYC strippers reported saddened by loss of Tim Tebow.

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Dramatis Personae:

Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known for a few weeks
Dancer B: a busty brunette in her mid-30's who I've know for…

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Rihanna looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I didn't see her when I was in Miami.