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I was sitting and chatting with a couple strippers last week, and one of them pointed out a man at the bar and said, "That's the $50 man." The gentleman in question was…

Does Portland have the Highest Number of Strip Clubs per Capita? Here's the answer by a Portland columnist: http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20636-dr_know_the_truth_la.html The most interesting thing to me was that the writer used TUSCL to find the answer. I…

Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."

I wake up and see it's 32 degrees here in the Detroit area. M*th*r f*ck*r, it's the middle of May! Is it too damn cold to go to a strip club?

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar…

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/08/unlicensed-strip-club-operating-in-cab-company-basement-busted/

Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club. Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in…

Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked." Can anybody top that one?

NYC strippers reported saddened by loss of Tim Tebow. http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/new-york-stripper-community-saddened-by-loss-of-tim-tebow/