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Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on

Don't risk your career for lame Washington DC strip clubs. Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on school field trip Michael Comeau, the principal at Holy Family Catholic school in Port Allen and an educator who…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 5

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What happened when the stripper got a toy poodle?

Q. What happened when the stripper got a toy poodle? A. She killed it trying to put batteries in it.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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What can you do when your ATF agrees to being tied up in bed?

Q. What can you do when your ATF agrees to being tied up in bed? A. Make sure she keeps on her side of the bed and doesn't steal the covers.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why was the stripper lying naked in her coffin at her funeral?

Q. Why was the stripper lying naked in her coffin at her funeral? A. She had wanted to be laid out the way most people would remember her.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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A stripper and her dog

"Ginger" is the best friend of my CF and so I often sit and drink with her and my CF in the club. Ginger has red hair and is in her late 20's. The other day, after I had been…

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Why should you wear a camouflage colored condom when you fuck a stripper?

Q. Why should you wear a camouflage colored condom when you fuck a stripper? A. Because she can't laugh at what she can't see.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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What's the best way to stop sex trafficking?

Q. What's the best way to stop sex trafficking? A. Take away strippers' cars.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Bad Girls Club twin who went on a 'sugar daddy date' with a man who overdosed on

You sure you want a sugar baby? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072291/Reality-TV-alum-went-sugar-daddy-date-man-died-says-thought-drunk.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What did the stripper say when I asked her if I was the only one she had been wi

Q. What did the stripper say when I asked her if I was the only one she had been with. A. "Yes. All the others were nines and tens."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Philly exotic dancer who lost eight teeth in South Philly club brawl awarded $1.

She could always dance in West Virginia. https://www.phillyvoice.com/south-strip-club-philly-exotic-dancer-lost-teeth-brawl-win-court/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why is a stripper like a cigarette?

Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette? A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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Why will a stripper have sex with you?

Q. Why will a stripper have sex with you? A. Because you're stronger than her.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals?

Q. Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals? A. Because there are plenty of strippers available.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Romance Equations

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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A Woman my own Age

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7050523/Christie-Brinkley-65-sizzles-string-bikini-catches-rays-island-getaway.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HpARBnvkKgWOkXBAsYaRiZ_NKTUtBRUbBCziK9sdfF7myp0INbOUhjio

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 18

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Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car?

Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car? A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why was my ATF annoyed with me?

Q. Why was my ATF annoyed with me? A. Because I took her to a burger place when she said she was craving Five Guys.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 2

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How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof?

Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof? A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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Drunk stripper hit boss with billiard ball after she was fired for falling off s

"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her." https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/drunk-stripper-hit-boss-with-billiard-ball-after-she-was-fired-for-falling-off-stage-cops/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her?

Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her? A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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A man walks into a shop

A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it. Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and alleys and following him.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 6

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What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump?

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump? A. You should slow down when you drive over a speed bump.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!" Another man in the man yells, "I resent that." The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?" The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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In forthcoming memoir, ex-NBA star Lamar Odom reveals he had sex with over 2,000

“There were too many strippers to count,” he writes. “It wasn’t a big deal, but often I would pay them. I never thought less of them.” I could say the same thing. https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-lamar-odom-memoir-sex-addict-2000-women-strippers-20190515-zi5fatzbejcgpceea5sbbcvzpy-story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8
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