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Don't risk your career for lame Washington DC strip clubs. Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on school field trip Michael Comeau, the principal at Holy Family Catholic school in Port Allen and an educator who…
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Q. What happened when the stripper got a toy poodle? A. She killed it trying to put batteries in it.
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Q. What can you do when your ATF agrees to being tied up in bed? A. Make sure she keeps on her side of the bed and doesn't steal the covers.
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Q. Why was the stripper lying naked in her coffin at her funeral? A. She had wanted to be laid out the way most people would remember her.
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"Ginger" is the best friend of my CF and so I often sit and drink with her and my CF in the club. Ginger has red hair and is in her late 20's. The other day, after I had been…
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Q. Why should you wear a camouflage colored condom when you fuck a stripper? A. Because she can't laugh at what she can't see.
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Q. What's the best way to stop sex trafficking? A. Take away strippers' cars.
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You sure you want a sugar baby? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072291/Reality-TV-alum-went-sugar-daddy-date-man-died-says-thought-drunk.html
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Q. What did the stripper say when I asked her if I was the only one she had been with. A. "Yes. All the others were nines and tens."
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She could always dance in West Virginia. https://www.phillyvoice.com/south-strip-club-philly-exotic-dancer-lost-teeth-brawl-win-court/
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Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette? A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.
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Q. Why will a stripper have sex with you? A. Because you're stronger than her.
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Q. Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals? A. Because there are plenty of strippers available.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.
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I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7050523/Christie-Brinkley-65-sizzles-string-bikini-catches-rays-island-getaway.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HpARBnvkKgWOkXBAsYaRiZ_NKTUtBRUbBCziK9sdfF7myp0INbOUhjio
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Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car? A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.
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Q. Why was my ATF annoyed with me? A. Because I took her to a burger place when she said she was craving Five Guys.
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Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof? A. It depends on how thin you slice them.
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"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her." https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/drunk-stripper-hit-boss-with-billiard-ball-after-she-was-fired-for-falling-off-stage-cops/
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Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her? A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."
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A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it. Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and alleys and following him.…
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Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump? A. You should slow down when you drive over a speed bump.
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A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!" Another man in the man yells, "I resent that." The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?" The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."
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“There were too many strippers to count,” he writes. “It wasn’t a big deal, but often I would pay them. I never thought less of them.” I could say the same thing. https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-lamar-odom-memoir-sex-addict-2000-women-strippers-20190515-zi5fatzbejcgpceea5sbbcvzpy-story.html
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