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Sex club seeks Nashville blessing by vowing to be a church

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"Solicitor William Walter Wilkins III, on behalf of the State of South Carolina, claims strippers performed “lewd and lascivious” acts, including oral sex, touching themselves and then putting fingers in front of customers’ noses and…

Q. What begins with a " C" ends with a "T", has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet on the inside?

A. A coconut.

I saw a man sitting at the bar at a Detroit strip club last night who looked like George R. R. Martin. An overweight man in his 60's wearing a cap and with a…

Just when I thought celebrities could no longer be convicted of murder.

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I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed. I can understand it if a dancer…

A dancer had been sitting at my table for 20 minutes. She pulled out her iPhone and handed it to me.

Dancer: "Take a selfie of me."
Me: "I think that's called a photograph."
Dancer:

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I wonder, if you had the money of an NBA player, would you spend that much in strip clubs?

When I was 16, my teachers were old fossils, and I would have torn out my eyes before seeing them naked. But today a 16-year-old can have a 3-way with a couple reasonably attractive…