Posts by jackslash

Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes 8:48 AM, May 30, 2013 Associated Press FILED UNDER News Nation/World ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with…

http://www.sportsgrid.com/baseball-2/dope-and-change-rays-suspend-prospect-josh-sale-for-conduct-detrimental-to-the-organization/

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/20355751-418/gentlemans-club-manager-shot-to-death-after-crash-in-goose-island-area-police.html What caught my attention: "The manager of a Far South Side gentleman's club was shot to death early Sunday in a confrontation with another motorist who sideswiped his Maserati in the Goose Island area" A Maserati? Really? You…

My ATF Christie was 26 when I met her. She had long blonde hair and large (enhanced) boobs. For two years she was my favorite inside and outside the club. Then a couple months ago we parted…

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4940993/14-female-celebs-who-have-taken-their-kit-off-to-play-strippers.html Movie stars playing strippers, including Jennifer Aniston. Some good photos.

http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/phillynow/2013/05/24/wanted-strip-club-shooter-has-rap-sheet-of-prior-charges-all-withdrawn/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wanted-strip-club-shooter-has-rap-sheet-of-prior-charges-all-withdrawn Have any of you been that mad about the music DJs play?

I was sitting and chatting with a couple strippers last week, and one of them pointed out a man at the bar and said, "That's the $50 man." The gentleman in question was wearing a nice suit and…

Does Portland have the Highest Number of Strip Clubs per Capita? Here's the answer by a Portland columnist: http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20636-dr_know_the_truth_la.html The most interesting thing to me was that the writer used TUSCL to find the answer. I have a rather trivial complaint…

Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."

I wake up and see it's 32 degrees here in the Detroit area. M*th*r f*ck*r, it's the middle of May! Is it too damn cold to go to a strip club?

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar bill on the floor that…

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/08/unlicensed-strip-club-operating-in-cab-company-basement-busted/