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Q. What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?

A. “Nice tits.”

Q. What did the stripper say when she lost her virginity?

A. “Get off me, Dad. You’re crushing my smokes.”

I flew to Frankfurt to check out FKK Sharks. The club has 80 to 100 young women walking around nude. You can fuck any of them for 50 euros ($58 US).

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Q. What is the difference between a stripper’s boyfriend and a bench?

A. A bench will support a family.

Q. What is the first thing a stripper does after leaving a domestic abuse shelter?

A. Cook dinner if she knows what’s good for her.

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Q. Why did the Iraqi stripper run out of the bingo hall?

A. They called out "B52".

Q. Why did the Japanese stripper run out of the bingo hall?

A. They called out…

Q. Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather?

A. Because when it gets wet it's time to go inside.

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