Posts by crazyjoe

You may want to be careful where you go with that outfit on. I heard some ranchers there have velcro mittens.: )

What phrazes do you hear that sound funny?

What is the nastiest food you have ever tried? Mine is scrapple

What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol

I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold ones.…

The rest of the story... Juice is in one corner surrounded by hot dancers and a table full of vegetables and Mc D wrappers. He is preachin the gospel and lining up otc... LDK is in another…

Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer to…

Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating...

What is the tallest dancer you ever saw in a club? I saw a 6'2 wo heels blonde once. I used to know a giy that was 6'7" that had a sister taller…