Posts by crazyjoe

A sign outside a club I drove last night said Mashed potato wrestling...Bring your gravy... Baaaaahhhh...I got some gravy to donate

There are a lot of boob guys on here like me and some that are not. If you had a coice between two dancers and milage was guaranteed to be great either way. Would you pick big boobs and small…

Would you go to places like Hooters, Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks, more often if they offered lap dances?

Would you go to places like Hooters, Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks, more often if they offered lap dances?

The Hooters-girls of Beijing (警報器 - 女生北京): http://youtu.be/B78PW-_ic_s

Rickbou got busted drunk driving and he thought the cop was handing him anothe drink. Drunk driver thinks the alcohol tester is a bottl…: http://youtu.be/PzIHeXpND3o Here is how to help Rickboy id you see him at the club. How to Help a Drunk…

What does 6.9 mean? A period that gets in the waynof a good time. What is the square route of 69? Ate something. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-loto-puss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass

I had a first tonite. I went to eat at Twin Peaks and I had the hottest waitress in the place. She was at least a 9.5 if not a 10 in my book. She was kind of shy but…

If you got to your favorite Strip club after a long hiatus and you were really excited to go. You walk in with a turgid boner and all the dancers were over 200 pounds. One grabs tour junk and starts…

1) Take a huge shit 2) Take a shower 3) Go to your favorite Strip Club

Have you ever been talking to a hot dancer you really want dances from and suddenly you have hot air trying to come out your ass? And your in pain? A. Do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and…

Drop Your Pants* for Depend® Underwareness*: http://youtu.be/rlQRy5lSbXU