Posts by crazyjoe

I went to KFC today. The employees there were talking about some 400 pound customer with sausage fingers that came in earlier. When I went to wash my hands the restroom floor was sticky. God dammit Dukey...the KFC shitter is not…

I had the Samsung Galaxy s3 for the last two years. That was the best phone I have had ever. Unfortunately the charging port got worn out and it would not charge anymore. I supposedly upgraded or actually downgraded to…

Have you ever gotten the type of handjob from a stripper where she massages your hand then asks how was the handjob?

I went to the club this afternoon and saw this 400 pound white guy talking shit and throwing dollar bills. He was wearing pink booty shorts that said juicy on the ass. The shorts were way too small. He must…

The other day students from East High School in Denver walked out of class and protested this decision while 4 police officers got hit by a car while doing crowd control and protesters cheered. Three were treated and released. The…

You keep talking about tampons up your ass to prevent leakage. Then you talk about bad girls make your dick fall off. Did your dick fall off? Is your dick what you have up your ass and you are mistakenly…

I heard this one recently from a bar tender at a strip club. What did the brown gerbils say to the white gerbil? So your new around here huh?

I nominate Alyssa as the coolest dancer on here. She has been respectful. Takes criticism in stride. She doesn't seem threatened by other girls hotness or lack of. She likes to check out girls with us crazy ass guys on

What would you do if a dancer kissed you on the mouth, then told you she had ebola? Then said she was kidding

Happy Turkey Day everyone!

Happy Turkey Day everyone!

Where the hell has that bible thumping preacher man been? He is funny as Shit!