Reviews by zajemian

HK is legendary for good reason: It combines the best of the US strip club experience with the brothel experience. If all you wanted to do is camp out, drink alcohol, and perv out...

My experience is this is a nice place for an appetizer before getting your rocks off somewhere else. Sure, there are probably some ladies here willing to tug you for the right price,...

There was a time several years back that I vowed to never come back here. It wasn't because I was ripped off. It wasn't because I was mistreated. It was because...

Coming to the GTA for work, I was trying to figure out to go to Brass Rail (my normal spot while in town), or another club. After reading the reviews here in this...

This club is to be avoided during the day shift. My rating would be better for the night shift. In all my years of going here, it's the night shifts that have...

So after a disappointing lineup at Spearmint Industry, I made a trip here to see if any old favorites still worked. Plus, during the times there are Staples Center events, they pass out...

What happened to this place? This used to be my go-to joint for all things lap. There used to be a steady stream of hotties populating this club -- I believed the...

I've been on of the Rhino chain's biggest detractors, to one of their biggest fans. In a down economy, they are doing things at this club (and others in the chain) to draw...

The operative word here is Ass. There's a lot of it here. It parades around you. It prods and provokes you. And if you play your cards straight, it burrows...

So I made a visit at this joint for the first time in a long time. If you read my previous reviews, you know I tend to hate all the Rhino clubs (except...

Friday night and free time, what should a PL do? Instead of hitting up my favorites, I decided to mix things up a bit and visit this place. I previously visited on...

Returned to my favorite lap factory in Orange County this afternoon. ITA now features TGIM (Thank God Its Monday) specials - 5 dances for 50 bones in the VIP, every Monday for a...

Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the...

i hate the spearmint rhino chain on principle. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in california. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in los angeles, city of industry, torrance, and van nuys....

This joint has the highest quality girls in the greater L.A. area. While other clubs will vary widely in their stable, 4play approaches what you find in the upper echelon of Las Vegas....

This is the joint that rarely disappoints when I visit the Big Apple. Yes, it can get quite expensive, but compared to the ginormous rip-off that is Hot Lap Dance Club (see that...

So I was in town for business a few weeks back and visited three of Philly's finest: Club Risque on the Delaware, Oasis, and Delilah's. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality...

Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my $20 dollar...

Stuck in Dallas for work, decided to hit up this infamous joint. Overall had a great time. Texas in general seems to have more of the big-haired, big-boobed, big-boned dancer types then...

This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At...

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's...

This place gets A LOT of attention among the L.A. PL cognoscenti on Zbone. However, most of my experience here has always been blah. The quality of talent here varies a lot....

This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent...

Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion,...