Reviews by CtDan

Kahoots has a new name, but the name escapes me. The club has not changed much. Fairly lame lap dances with average looking dancers. Drinks are cheap, and laps are $20. You...

This club is going down hill. The lap dance areas are now more private, but seem to be under the watchful eye of cameras. The quality of dancer is getting lower, and I was...

The Magic Lantern is in the middle of nowhere, but isn't that hard to find. It is three or four miles off the Mass Pike (UMass Amherst exit). I stopped in on a weeknight...

I walked in around 7pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover charge and a pass through a metal detector. Chunky six was giving a chair dance to a patron in the raised area. ...

Lace is open. That is the good news. The bad news is that there isn't a good looking dancer on premises. There was a brutally fat dancer on stage, and she was the...

The Fifth Alarm has all new rules, just like most other clubs (commonly owned) in Springfield. The heat must be on, because lappers are now bouncer-monitored air dances. Due to this new puritanical approach...

Kahoots is on a well traveled route in Vernon. Kind of the main drag. You park in a large lot that is shared with a sex toy shop. Upon entry you...

Make sure you come well stocked with money - the girls are pros who are exceptional at what they do (extracting more than you expect from your wallet). With that said, once through the security...

Pleasant Moments remains consistent. Although in what appears to be a bad neighborhood, it is pretty much non-residential - so it feels safe. Note the bullet holes in the steel awning; that...

This club opens at 4pm every day. I arrived around 6pm. The door was locked, but I was buzzed in. After a cover and a pat down, I believe I went...

I visited Bishops on a weekday afternoon for a cheap beer and to see how the club is doing. There were a dozen dancers. Ten of which all fit the same mold;...

There is nothing spectacular about Peek a Boos, unless you enjoy close to non-contact $25 lap dances. I walked in around 3pm on a weekday afternoon. There was a completely fucked up...

Another pretty brutal visit to Mr Happy's. The most exciting moment was when the bartender unleashed her absolutely amazing set of bolt-ons and bounced around a bit. A big sign announcing that lap dances...

Yuck. Wandered in on a weekday afternoon, wanting to see how this club has evolved since my last visit many moons ago. It has devolved. There were four dancers (white and hispanic, between...

Kahoots has been a bit slow as of late. The dancer's (and bartender), in turn, seem more pushy. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. A dancer came...

The Venus has become quite consistent. It is a dive strip joint, for sure. But, it seems this kind of establishment has a better chance of thriving in this economy. They toy with...

I think I hit Keepers at the wrong time, perhaps between shifts. It just seemed that there was not a lot of attention to be paid to any patrons at the time -...

I enjoy this club, which is in a residential-ish neighborhood. They seem to be left alone, and it seems relatively well run. It is certainly safe. There are some nice big-screen TVs with...

Passions is across the street from a gas station. I felt it very wise to tip the parking lot attendant despite the fact he didn't ask. Parking in front of the establishment...

The parking lot is well watched, so I felt safe parking and getting into this club - although the neighborhood is not the best. You pay a cover, but almost anything will get that waived...

I did not enjoy myself at Center Stage. Perhaps I caught it on a bad night, or maybe I was in a bad mood, but I didn't really feel welcome. There's a moderate cover...

I've had the chance to visit this club a number of times this year, and I like it. You can avoid a cover by showing up before seven, and beers are affordable. I've found...

A $5 cover awaits after 7pm. Before then it is a free to get in. Drinks are moderately priced, and for a buck the dancers will stuff their vagina in your face. There...

You enter into this former discoteque and pay an $8 cover. In front of you is a horseshoe bar. Two attentive bartenders were working on a Saturday night, and promptly served three...