Kahoots Showgirls

Kahoots has been struggling for some time. They charge $30 per song where many Connecticut clubs only charge $20. The worse part is the girls only got $20 of the $30 (and…

Went here Saturday night hoping to get a good show. When I arrived it was around 6:30 pm. The parking lot is basically empty. I go in and there's only one girl…

The vibe here is definitely different than the last time I was here which was six plus months ago. I did not recognize any of the six or so dancers that were…

Arrived at club around 6pm. No cover charge until 7pm. Plenty of parking. One big stage with private dance area in the back. Renovation to the club was a big improvement. Club…

I had the opportunity to stop in at Kahoots when I was passing through the area last Friday after work. I had a so-so experience, mostly due to the fact that the…

Stopped by to watch some Thursday night football and have a couple drinks. Found myself migrating to the stage to throw a few bills. Topless bar so they can't show much but…

While I was in the Hartford area I wanted to see a few different SC’s that I had not been to before. My first stop was Kahoots around dinner time. I had…

Late afternoon or early evening is the time I usually stop at these places but my work in the Harford area was done around 1:00 so I figured what the heck. I…

I went in when it was dead; Wednesday afternoon. Right in front of me when I walked in, there was only one dancer on stage, giving a private dance (from the stage)…

Kahoots is more of a social club with a few girls around for entertainment, than a strip club. Girls are attractive, in the low end if the mid range leve. None…

Kahoots is more of a social club with a few girls around for entertainment, than a strip club. Girls are attractive, in the low end if the mid range leve. None…

I haven't stopped by this club in awhile, I'm sorry I did it was a waste of my time. I heard from some of the girls that it was under new management…

The overall experience of Kahoots was pleasant and lively. The feeling when you walk in is not as if your just some person off the street but you actually get treated like…

I went on a friday afternoon on my way to Boston. I reached there in afternoon around 4pm. There were probably 5-6 dancers working. It's definitely not a posh place, but not…

It was a slow drive from NC to NH and I decided I needed to see some tail to break up the drive. I found Kahoots online & set the GPS. Arrived…

There are more older girls here than younger but with the age of the regulars I guess thats good for them. it's not a young crowd at all. But with the…

You walk in and the bar is right in front of you, coat check to your left. The stage is to the left past coat check. Longish bar goes off to the…

Arrived at 5:30 to find a fairly packed place as far as dancers and customers. I'm sure there were at least ten dancers, maybe more, and the usual happy hour crowd. The…

So, I dropped by again hoping that my favorite girl would be there - Brianna. No such luck. Should have called first. The reason being is that all the rest of the…

You walk in and the bar is right in front of you, coat check to your left. The the stage is to the left past coat check. Longish bar goes off to…

I stopped in during the late afternoon to early evening shift. The bar is there where you come in. Stage is to the left. Dance area is to the…

There are pluses and minuses to this club. Pluses... Friendly dancers who are very accommodating in the back room area. It offers fairly good privacy. Lapdance area offers good privacy. Stage dance area is good,…

As a female going to strip clubs, I find this place fun because the girls have no issue interacting with me and well causing a bit of a scene for the…

I've been to Kahoots 2 times over as many weeks. I first visited a month ago without intending on going in the first place. I happened to be driving by from an…

I went fairly early on a Tuesday night so maybe it was not the best time. Either way, this place was the pits. I saw 4 girls while I was…

It had been a few months since my last visit and it always amazes me how absolutely nothing changes here. As I have mentioned previously it is a regulars club, at least…

Stopped by here a few weeks ago early on a Monday afternoon. Hadn't been in well over a year and wanted to see if it had changed at all. Club layout not…

Kahoots has really gone downhill. This club used to be a decent place to go in East Hartford, however, lately the quality of the girls has dropped - which is unacceptable once…

Whenever I am in the hartford area, which isn't very often, I try to stop in this place. I go there enough so a lot of the girls recognize me and most…

Ok so i must say i love this place!!! I hadnt gone for a while but my friends and I were bored so we decided to go out. Man O Man did…

I was worried when I'd read all the reviewws of the ct SC scene, but I went anyway, cuz I had time & money & TUSCL told me the address. The club…

Just stopped by to eat and discovered some of the friendliest people. The club had good food and about 6 dancers available for stage and lap dancing. The cover was not…

I was near the Hartford area and haven't been to this place for a few months so I dropped in around 5:00. It was the first time since the town passed the…

What a freaking dive. I went here on a tip from some slut that dances in Berlin at Centerfold's, and either she was pulling my thang or this was just a bad…

I stop into this club from time to time because there are a couple of dancers that I like and they treat me well. I got there around five on a Monday…

As of today due to a settle agreement with the town of East Hartford, there are no more lap dances, and tips have to be put in a jar near the dancers.…

I had gone to the Electric Blue the night before, and I wanted to try out Kahoots. I went in for lunch and got a good meal--the Sliders--and sat in one…

I want to know what happened to the pretty girls that used to work here? The quality has gone down hill. This club has no contact, no decent dancer will ever work…

This is not a bad spot. It's sort of a neighborhood bar but there are the suits that come in from Hartford when they get done with work. The place has it's…

Never have ordered food here, but girls are good and beer is cold. The guys that run this place do a pretty good job. I have never seen an incident…

Was in the area for a business meeting, and stopped in to see for myself. There were a few dancers there, with one on stage. Girls were pretty…

unlike some of the local strip bars this place only charges $5 cover and beers are about the same. dancers are ok but the lap dances are overpriced at $30 a song.…

Stopeed in for the first time in 9 months or so. This club seems to turn dancers over pretty fast. Had a late lunch, food is decent bar food and…

I stop here every month or so to scout out if there's anything worth staying for after my first beer. Talent has been pretty flat during my visits over the last…

From out of town and stopped by after checking TUSCL for local options, this place looked close and had the most promise. Girls were a little rough, some attractive, some average,…

Stopped by last Friday for happy hour. Club is very comfortable - walk into the bar area, stage area is to the left of the club (with seating surrounding all 4…

Kahoots has been a bit slow as of late. The dancer's (and bartender), in turn, seem more pushy. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. A…

Visited Kahoots recently on a Thursday. Club consists of bar area, a separate stage area and dedicated private dance room. Was not aware of any champagne lounge. Place was busy…

This is a nice, clean place. There is a bar directly upon entering, with a stage, surrounded on three sides by booths. The girls are certainly above average, with a decent selection…

Kahoots just goes on despite predictions otherwise. Basic Layout: bar on entrance, stage and booths to left, LD area to right, no champagne area. Drinks are overpriced, but better…

The dancers here are average at best but most are very friendly and I always have a good time here. The private dance is too expensive compared to other clubs but most…

I visited Kahoots on a Saturday afternoon. Very simple layout -- bar in front of you as you walk in. To the left, there is long stage with seats around it, and…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and had a really good time. Place is low-key with nice staff and good bar. There were only about 7-8 girls working but half…

Well if you happen to find yourself traveling from to NYC from points north this place is worth a visit, although on recent visits the girls have, on average, gone from 7-8's…

I like afternoons at kahoots. The women are fine, really top notch and in the afternoons I find the lappers are more "creative". It's still connecticut rules, not bridgeport rules, but…

This is really a hot or miss kind of place. Stopped by twice in one day last month. In the afternoon, had a great private dance with Amanda, but when…

I have not been to this club for a couple of years and after a visit last Friday at arround 6PM I know why. There was a moderate sized mostly blue…

Stopped by on a thursday night around 10. It's a someone odd layout and a smallish club. There's nothing to write home about but the occasional talent bordering on an…

Very low-key and entertaining. Girls aren't the greatest, but they are very friendly. Went on a weeknight and there were probably 10-12 girls that worked the stage on about a…

Stopped in for a visit while in town the week before Christmas. One of my friends who works there is retiring and I stopped in to see her. As in other visits,…

Had a chance to revisit the club last week, and to be honest, I went only because a dancer I'm friends with from another club was moving to this one. So,…

This place is much as described in previous postings. Stopped in twice in early June, both times on Sunday evening. There were 3-5 girls both evenings, one or two…

My rating is 6. I consider a 1 to be for only 6 foot rule table dance clubs and 10 to be for FS available clubs. This is a belated…

At 7:00 on a Saturday night, I stumbled across Kahoots while trying to get back to the highway, and decided to check them out. I did so with low expectations. …

Havn't been here in about 10 years but the place was still nice and clean. Still no stage but the dancers still have an area to dance in surrounded by an oval…

Great place! About 12 girls dancing on a tuesday evening. No cover befor 7:00. Drink price was far the food looked great. The only negative was the lds…

Stop by on a tuesday evening there was at least 10 girls dancing. Interesting set up the girls dance in the center of the room with tables around them. I…

Was back in Hartford on a business trip so I decided to stop by Kahoots to see if the environment had changed since my last visit in March. Answer? Yes and No.…

Went from New Hampshire to CT for a job interview yesterday, and decided to look at the local scene before going home. Turned out great! Broke my cherry by getting my first…

Stopped in here a few weeks on a weekday afternoon. Maybe 8 to 12 dancers working all in the 4-8 range. The crowd was average in size. Sat at…

Visited Kahoots during a trip to Hartford in January. Like the weather, things have really cooled down here. I'm not sure if maybe LE has gotten involved since my last visit, but…

Stopped in here on a recently snowy Teuesday afternoon. Physical layout of the club is already well described here. Ordered a Long Trail draft and sat at the table on…

I can't argue with previous reviews about this club. When you enter, you enter into the bar area. On one side, is the VIP area for private dances. Maybe 6-8 private…

Had another opportunity (?) to visit Hartford, and stopped by Kahoots the night of the second Red Sox Yankees playoff game. It was a Wednesday night. The place was quite crowded and…

Went to the club a few Saturdays ago. Place has not changed too much in the past few years. One thing I noticed was that the air was a lot cleaner…

I must say this club runs hot and cold. The girls are usually attractive and the turnover is fair, so can find a regular if you like. The biggest complaint…

Gorgeous girls, but not a lot of value. At my last visit on 8/12/04, there were at least 10-15 great looking girls working. Four at a time work inside a U-shaped…

Stopped by on the way home from Boston on a recent Friday night. It's really more a bar with dancers than a true strip club or gentleman's club. There's no…

Visited the club the other day - set up is sort of week - bar in the center, Private dance area to the right, main "stage" area to the left. Private dance…

Stopped in here on a recent Thursday after work. The club was fairly crowded. As near as I could tell, there must have been 15-20 dancers working. The…

Kahoots is "Processed American Cheese Food" - it's a lot like a strip club, only much more prepackaged. Having tried the disappointing Kahoots of Vernon, I wanted to see if the…

This is one of the better clubs in CT. Stage area is just a rectangular area or tables and the dancers dance inside the rectangle. Food is decent. Lap…

Visited again tonight, great results. Met a new lady, Stacy, who has the best tight little bod in the joint. She is so sweet. Also had a few…

After a slow start, I met Tia (i think that is her name). Very friendly with a beautiful face, long hair and a firm bod. She was progressively more friendly…

My kind of club. I was in town on business, and had to arrive on Super Bowl Sunday. Decided on the spur of the moment to visit, and when I walked in…