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16 years ago
Hi wondergrl5,
Uh oh, you want to charge by the pound? ;)
He was paying $5 per song per dance, but thanks to his mom, he understood comparison shopping. Why pay $5 per dance to a 100 LB dancer when for that same $5 per dance you can get a dancer weighing over 300 LBs? He was getting a lot more dancer for his money! :) It is known amongst smart shoppers as a volume buy.
Like he said, he is getting more than 3 times as much dancer for the same $5. Why would anyone pay the same price for less? Because they don't understand comparison shopping!!! LOL! :) He was dead serious, btw. I asked if he was going to apply the same logic to getting a wife and he answers of course. A man should get as much wife as possible because you're only allowed one. I said but, what about the cost of feeding her? He actually started to scratch his head. :) Then he brightens up and says not a problem because she will work! I say yes, but she is still going to be eating more of the family budget than the typical tiny wife. He starts scratching his head again and finally says this is going to take some serious thought. LOLA! :)
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16 years ago
There was a dancer named Baby Doll over at the old Baby Dolls (name has changed at least 6 times and I'm not even sure if it is open for business). I became very close to her over a period of years and when she wanted to dump her pimp, she asked me if I would take over. NO!!! I think you need a certain coldness to do that job especially with the lower cost girls. Yes, she made good money; even then I think it takes a certain coldness or $$$ signs in your eyes.
Even with her, she believed that unless I was willing to be a pimp it makes a lot more sense to find a "real" women: One that isn't slick and jaded from work. She wanted to fix me up with her baby sister, but I wasn't to give her a dime or be too giving. Just treat her the way a lady should be treated sans the money, gifts, fancy dinners, etc.
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16 years ago
Correction:
BTW, the reason she is a little confused is that if I'm from the hood, then I'm treating her damn too well. But, then I don't act like a normal square.
She didn't care for my views on pimping in the least. She thinks that I'd be doing the girls a favor; sad thing is she is right. :(
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16 years ago
BTW, the reason she is a little confused is that if I'm from the hood, then I'm treating damn too well. But, then I don't act like a normal square.
She didn't care for my views on pimping in the least. She thinks that I'd be doing the girls a favor; sad thing is she is right. :(
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16 years ago
Hi clubman2,
Most of the dancers that I know don't consider themselves to be "real" women. :) See, every day they meet these pathetic squares and the fact of the matter is that generally these squares are NO match for a pro-dancer. The customers generally are incompetent. In the extreme.
Some of these dancers view me as a kindly old square. I'm glad they feel that way. Even Gambling dancer, who I've known around 7 years is a little confused----am I a nice old guy? or part of the hood from the old days?
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16 years ago
"Why can't guys who are looking for sex just hire escorts and leave strip clubs alone?"
Because that doesn't make any sense in the least? I'm escorts are much more expensive and you have problems with bait and switch, too good photos, personality as well as sensuality issues, risk of attack, etc.
Seriously, this ongoing mantra just doesn't make a lick of sense---at least here in Miami and probably most places in the U.S.
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16 years ago
How does this escort deal work? I read the stories about bait and switch and besides being expensive, you don't even get see what you're buying. And, just cause the lady looks OK in a picture---well, they've got some dancers from Angels on Craigslist and so far the picture has always looked a lot better. And, the prices? A $20 hoe advertises herself for $200! Personality? Again, the escorting I'm slightly familar with doesn't allow for a pre-interview purchase.
Streetwalkers might God willing return in great numbers to save the day.
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16 years ago
OK, not a sadist because your pleasure isn't from inflicting pain; a schadenfreude.
Don't want to jump to conclusions or just as important, imho, commit a catachresis.
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16 years ago
Well, she was too pretty to be a girl. ;) If she was a post op, then her doctors deserve wheelbarrows full of Nobels. Difficult to imagine her as anything other than 100% girl.
Over at Angels there was a T-Male Whale (typical over 300 LB special) who was much prettier than all the other Female Whales. I didn't think the club was liberal enough for T-Male to drop the panties and sure enough T-Male was the only dancer who didn't drop 'em; that was one small penis. Perhaps a 1 1/4? ;0 Gee now you've got me worried about 3/4 dancer. ;)
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16 years ago
If they sleep around with men, then they're sluts. If they sleep around with women, then it is like lesbians who sleep around with women----a PLAYER!!! :)
Not too surprisingly, the T-Males are going for a premium over some hot women. The vicious law of supply and demand. I saw this adorable babe at the RolLexx. She was too die for and she had this monster clit, which she claimed was real sensitive; it was like 3/4 of inch. Unfortunately, I could only spend so much on her because I had other obligations with other dancers at the club. She was from Atlanta; from a smaller Southern city, well that would have been way too good. :)
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16 years ago
I'm sure there is a woman or two that could go for a T-Male.
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16 years ago
I hope you weren't considering the T-Males to be males---most consider themselves to be ladies with an extra love tool. :)
And, yes I think overwhelmingly the T-Males are for males . . . but, I sure there is a woman or two that could go for a T-Male.
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16 years ago
Actually . . .
The one male club (1/2 of Solid Gold) that I'm a little familar with won't allow men!!! DISCRIMINATION!!! I mean they cater to women, but if they'd just end the discrimination the club would be flooded with desperate males. ;)
Actually, the big neighborhood improvement project of encouraging gay clubs failed miserably in the former and now again Black Gold. Of course, I think Black Gold is going to die again even though they have female strippers back. A very mismanaged club---if I was in charge I could print $$$.
It is funny male perverts that like women equal BAD, but male perverts that like males equal GOOD. :)
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16 years ago
OK, maybe Chippers would do the trick?
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16 years ago
OK, maybe Chippers would be a do the trick?: From Chippendales and CHIPS? :) Besides it rhymes with Strippers: Chippers & Strippers & TeeDancers (T-Males).
Yes, they've got a T-Male club here in Miami as well as Hollywood; Trixies. I haven't gone only because the ladymen don't look feminine enough; look like men with wigs and falsies. Thailand, here I come if I wasn't broke! ;)
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16 years ago
There needs to be a more manly term. Such as De-Haberdasher. :)
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16 years ago
Never think of guys as being strippers.
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16 years ago
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16 years ago
Well, if they're strippers. :)
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16 years ago
Too much freedom in the country.
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16 years ago
Damn, that was work! ;)
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16 years ago
Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies
by FONDL
January 8, 2008
Welcome to the official web site of Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies (FONDL)
Cosgrove C. Congrove, executive director
"Feeling down and out? FONDL someone today."
FAQ's
(1) What is FONDL?
FONDL is an organization that supports the welfare of strippers through better relationships between strippers and customers. We believe that by cooperating with each other both parties benefit. We actively support club policies that are favorable to strippers and their regular customers actively oppose those that are not. We encourage open and honest communications between strippers and their good customers and encourage them to have fun together.
(2) How old is FONDL?
FONDL was founded in 1997 in Washington, DC.
(3) How does one become a member?
Membership is by invitation only.
(4) How many members are there?
Because of the sensitivity of the subject, FONDL is a secret organization, and information about its membership is a closely guarded secret.
(5) What activities does FONDL have?
FONDL regularly inspects and reviews strip clubs and reports on items of interest. to strippers and customers. FONDL will also on occasion single out strippers of note for special praise. FONDL has an annual Stripper of the Year award, which is given out at our annual banquet (both programs are currently being revised.) FONDL answers questions and provides advice to strippers free of charge. FONDL also makes available to strippers free of charge it's guide on How To Make Money Stripping, which is currently out of print and is being revised.
For further information please contact C. C. Cosgrove at
[email protected] or by leaving a private message on this site.
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16 years ago
"oh yeah 2 at one time."
I wish. :)
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16 years ago
"That is not a bad thing. I, for one, would not consider myself to be cheated by the fact that she did not get undressed."
I wish the "BBD" would adopt that policy; I see enough blubber at Walmart and certainly don't need to see it unveiled on stage. In fact, a pitch black area of the club reserved for them would be a significant improvement.
I'll always remember this youngster telling me how is mother taught him to comparison shop; he thought it was very shrewed to get dancers at the cheapest price per LB possible.
He pointed out my petite dancer was more expensive per LB. He would probably think a large scale would be a significant stripclub improvement; better to buy 301 LBs of blubber compared to a mere 300LBs.
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16 years ago
I don't tip for dances; the incentive to do a good job is that I'll keep buying.
Initially, the one dancer didn't want her money she was so pissed and I said something like hey, $30 is still $30 and you earned it. She grabbed the money out of my hand and then stormed off.:( I wanted to buy at least another $10 worth of dances and probably more than that. I liked her.
I thought it was "dumb" that she thought I was insulting her when I wanted to keep buying dances.