Posts by shadowcat

People, specifically male people, tend to think that it must be awesome being married to a sex writer. All the free Tengas and lube and porn, oh my! Indeed, sometimes I tease my husband, Christopher, that he has it so…

Yesterday, Media Takeout, the world's foremost, COMPLETELY ACCURATE authority on all things “urban,” published a letter it received anonymously from an LA-area stripper who detailed her one night of sexy time with everyone's favorite Canadian jock-sniffer extraordinaire and noted stripper-lover,…

Don't encourage them by feeding them.

Ever heard that from a stripper? I have. Several times and it has always been the result of unexpected services. I hate it because I really don't know what to give her. I don't want to over tip her and…

1 Keep it Clean. Please avoid obscene, vulgar, lewd, racist or sexually-oriented language. PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK. 2 Don't Threaten. Threats of harming another person will not be tolerated. 3 Be Truthful. Don't knowingly lie about anyone or anything. 4 Be Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of…

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I wore my new t-shirt to the club today. The one that says "Vagina Inspector". The girls loved the shirt and were more than happy to undergo the inspection. But then, WHAM, my finger found a tampon. I had a…

I was watching some porn and noticed that right after the guy busts his nut he gives out a little laugh or giggle. In thinking about it, I realized that I do that quite often too. Especially if it was…

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A 38-year-old Indianapolis man drove his car into an Eastside strip club after becoming angry that bouncers kicked him out, Indianapolis metro police said. Security staff at Club Paradise, 5255 English Ave., escorted the man from the business sometime before 2…

Gem's Gentlemen's Club – which arose out of the former Cooler Club last year – closed after the death of its owner, Frank Hurliman, earlier this year, said Dean Wier, a real estate agent with Norris & Stevens. Hurliman, who was…

SEATTLE -- While most people were happy to barbeque with friends and family, police say one man celebrated Independence Day by robbing a Lake City strip club. It was just before 10:30 a.m. on Friday when the manager of Dreamgirls on…