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21 reviews by houoilguy

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

this is the polar opposite of Splendors

8.0/10

I may have found a favorite club. After visiting Splendors earlier in the week and feeling like I needed a bath afterwards because it was just that grimy, I stopped by Cover Girls. I think…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 9 yrs ago 1

Splendor

Houston, TX

appears to have not been cleaned in 10 years

5.0/10

Stopped in for the first time in years. The layout is a single large room with VIP upstairs. I came in and noticed the the door girl was very pretty, had large implants, and was…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 9 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

needs pretty serious refresh

6.7/10

I had been out of town for a few years, and wanted to hit Treasures when I had a moment. I sort of wish I hadn't. They appear to have replaced some of the furniture,…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 9 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

a reliable good time

7.0/10

Having been out of Houston for a few years, I was curious about the club scene when I got back in. Well, there have been a few changes. Trophy Club is closed, Gold Cup was…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 9 yrs ago 1

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

I had not stopped by Treasures...

8.7/10

I had not stopped by Treasures in a good six months, and on impulse did so on Sunday, midafternoon. I was in the mood for a beer and breasts, and not much else.…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 15 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Well, things aren't getting much worse...

6.0/10

Well, things aren't getting much worse at Treasures, but they aren't getting better either. The quality of the dancers dropped following the raids and the unfortunate conclusion of this stage of the legal battle,…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 18 yrs ago 1

The St. James

Houston, TX

I went on a weekday evening...

9.0/10

I went on a weekday evening last week with some friends and did something that I haven't done for a while -- I stayed for a few hours, got a number of dances from a…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 18 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

Visited Saturday evening, place was packed...

9.0/10

Visited Saturday evening, place was packed with very attractive ladies. Unusually, they were circulating, too. I was pleased. It was a happy, fun atmosphere that I haven't seen in a few years.…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 18 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Treasures may not be all that...

7.0/10

Treasures may not be all that it once was. I had heard this from a number of friends and stopped by in the evening this week to see for myself. Well, fewer ladies,…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

Well, the SOB end of the...

7.0/10

Well, the SOB end of the world we were all expecting hasn't happened. Yet. Went by Penthouse on a whim -- pasties and full bottoms, pretty women, same excellent service. Not quite…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Things are largely back to normal...

8.0/10

Things are largely back to normal at Treasures, less some of the more aggressive hustle. I don't know what they are going to do about the enforcement of the SOB regulations that our Mayor…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago 1

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Just an aside -- if you...

8.0/10

Just an aside -- if you are there on a weekend day and it is pretty dead, you can usually get into the VIP room for a $40 tip to the waitress. I have…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Disturbed by how Treasures has cleaned...

7.0/10

Disturbed by how Treasures has cleaned out (and cleaned up, at least for now), I decided to try Centerfolds this week. I hadn't been in years. Well, it's ratty and some of the…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

We will have to see what...

9.0/10

We will have to see what is going on with the sudden law enforcement activity. It doesn't seem to have slowed things down very much there. I was in today and I had…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, TX

When I go to a topless...

6.0/10

When I go to a topless place, I like the familiarity of it. The similarities appeal to me, in the same way that marketing people see branding (Starbucks, the Howard Johnson's roof, McDonald's) as…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

Stopped by in the evening for...

7.0/10

Stopped by in the evening for the first time in a number of years. There was a shooting last year in the parking lot (perhaps a little more than a year ago, if I…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, TX

I had not been to this...

7.0/10

I had not been to this club in two years, but was down in that area seeing some friends and decided to see how it was holding up with those same friends. This is…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

Well, it is clean, well lit,...

6.0/10

Well, it is clean, well lit, and has pretty women. But, it also feels antiseptic, is very expensive, and many of the women are startlingly tame. I have been told that they are…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

I had not been back to...

8.0/10

I had not been back to this place since it was Caligula's, so I didn't know what to expect when meeting some friends there. Well, it is now brighter, cleaned up, with a lot…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Spent another lunch at Treasures. ...

9.0/10

Spent another lunch at Treasures. The food is good, the dancing is nice, and just watching the women circulate is enjoyable. The daytime girls seem to be a lot less cut-throat than the…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

During a slow Sunday when I...

10.0/10

During a slow Sunday when I was stuck at work, I found myself at a stopping point and needed a break. Off to St. James for a drink and some fun! Weekend afternoons…

houoilguyhouoilguy· 19 yrs ago
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