Reviews by houoilguy
Submit a ReviewCover Girls
10310 W Little York Rd
Houston, TX 77041
this is the polar opposite of Splendors
I may have found a favorite club. After visiting Splendors earlier in the week and feeling like I needed a bath afterwards because it was just that grimy, I stopped by Cover Girls. I think…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Achtunghochdruck)
Jan 22, 2017, 4:02 PM
Splendor
7440 W Greens Road
Houston, TX 77064
appears to have not been cleaned in 10 years
Stopped in for the first time in years. The layout is a single large room with VIP upstairs. I came in and noticed the the door girl was very pretty, had large implants, and was…
Jan 22, 2017, 4:02 PM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
needs pretty serious refresh
I had been out of town for a few years, and wanted to hit Treasures when I had a moment. I sort of wish I hadn't. They appear to have replaced some of the furniture,…
Nov 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
a reliable good time
Having been out of Houston for a few years, I was curious about the club scene when I got back in. Well, there have been a few changes. Trophy Club is closed, Gold Cup was…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(houoilguy)
Nov 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
I had not stopped by Treasures...
I had not stopped by Treasures in a good six months, and on impulse did so on Sunday, midafternoon. I was in the mood for a beer and breasts, and not much else.…
Feb 10, 2011, 12:00 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Well, things aren't getting much worse...
Well, things aren't getting much worse at Treasures, but they aren't getting better either. The quality of the dancers dropped following the raids and the unfortunate conclusion of this stage of the legal battle,…
Nov 28, 2007, 12:00 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
I went on a weekday evening...
I went on a weekday evening last week with some friends and did something that I haven't done for a while -- I stayed for a few hours, got a number of dances from a…
Nov 28, 2007, 12:00 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Visited Saturday evening, place was packed...
Visited Saturday evening, place was packed with very attractive ladies. Unusually, they were circulating, too. I was pleased. It was a happy, fun atmosphere that I haven't seen in a few years.…
Sep 27, 2007, 12:00 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Treasures may not be all that...
Treasures may not be all that it once was. I had heard this from a number of friends and stopped by in the evening this week to see for myself. Well, fewer ladies,…
Jul 6, 2007, 12:00 AM
The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
2618 Winrock Blvd
Houston, TX 77057
Well, the SOB end of the...
Well, the SOB end of the world we were all expecting hasn't happened. Yet. Went by Penthouse on a whim -- pasties and full bottoms, pretty women, same excellent service. Not quite…
Jun 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Things are largely back to normal...
Things are largely back to normal at Treasures, less some of the more aggressive hustle. I don't know what they are going to do about the enforcement of the SOB regulations that our Mayor…
Apr 29, 2007, 12:00 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Just an aside -- if you...
Just an aside -- if you are there on a weekend day and it is pretty dead, you can usually get into the VIP room for a $40 tip to the waitress. I have…
Feb 23, 2007, 4:02 AM
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
Disturbed by how Treasures has cleaned...
Disturbed by how Treasures has cleaned out (and cleaned up, at least for now), I decided to try Centerfolds this week. I hadn't been in years. Well, it's ratty and some of the…
Feb 23, 2007, 3:57 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
We will have to see what...
We will have to see what is going on with the sudden law enforcement activity. It doesn't seem to have slowed things down very much there. I was in today and I had…
Jan 15, 2007, 5:58 PM
Ricks
3105 S Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX
When I go to a topless...
When I go to a topless place, I like the familiarity of it. The similarities appeal to me, in the same way that marketing people see branding (Starbucks, the Howard Johnson's roof, McDonald's) as…
Nov 5, 2006, 4:47 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Stopped by in the evening for...
Stopped by in the evening for the first time in a number of years. There was a shooting last year in the parking lot (perhaps a little more than a year ago, if I…
Sep 2, 2006, 4:37 AM
Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club
3200 Gulf Fwy
Dickinson, TX 77539
I had not been to this...
I had not been to this club in two years, but was down in that area seeing some friends and decided to see how it was holding up with those same friends. This is…
Aug 9, 2006, 3:31 AM
Colorado Bar & Grill
6710 Southwest Fwy
Houston, TX 77074
Well, it is clean, well lit,...
Well, it is clean, well lit, and has pretty women. But, it also feels antiseptic, is very expensive, and many of the women are startlingly tame. I have been told that they are…
Aug 9, 2006, 3:30 AM
The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
2618 Winrock Blvd
Houston, TX 77057
I had not been back to...
I had not been back to this place since it was Caligula's, so I didn't know what to expect when meeting some friends there. Well, it is now brighter, cleaned up, with a lot…
Jul 25, 2006, 3:14 AM










