Posts by motorhead

Yesterday, I received a Merry Christmas text message from an unknown person, but from the area code I suspect it must be an ex-ATF that I have not spoken to in over 2 years. Should I: (a) ignore it (b) ask to…

Today (December 18) is the birthday of the greatest filmmaker of my generation - Steven Spielberg. From the riveting and terrifying made for TV movie "Duel" that I watched in my high school days, to "Jaws", a film I never…

It's the age-old question. "Can money buy happiness?" The question was raised last night on sports talk radio after the tragic murder-suicide by a Kanas City Chiefs' football player. I often argue with family and friends that money sure doesn't hurt.…

Last night, I was bored and watched the movie "Wild Things" on cable. I saw this in the theaters back in 1998 when it came out, but haven't watched it since. It's become somewhat of modern film noir cult…

Two people were shot in Florida on Black Friday arguing over a parking spot in a Wal-Mart parking lot. This Black Friday shit is fucked up. At least when 2AMers happen outside strip clubs there's a reason - pretty girls…

I'm sure at least some of you have seen the Facebook picture of the donkey in the well that has gone viral. I'm just shaking my head at the number if people - especially young people - that believe this…

More fun with TUSCL acronyms. In a recent article about escorts, the terms DATO, DATY, DATT were used. OK....of course DATY and DATO are common, but WTF is DATT? I don't ask this without doing my research. I Googled…

For the first time in US history, more women than men have driver's licenses. Eyes wide open. Be careful of them bitches puttin' on make-up, drinking double latte mocha frapo chino Starbucks, and texting while trying to drive. Be careful…

Been a faithful TUSCL reader for years. Though I'd heard of about every novel idea in strip clubs. Until I read about a "dance auction" at Lansing MI club. Winning bid went for $125. I don't know the details, but…

Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes. Me: I'm juicebox...wanna see my church and go out and fuck Dancer: Sure! Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes Me: I'm 10inches,,,,wanna see my package…

Surfing the net on my phone...dreaming of my ATF...she called last night, but I wanted to watch football. Bored....I ran across a guy on Linkedin with the name if Daty. Funny. I used to have a customer named Growcock.…

Several years ago while at the Mons Venus on Halloween, the place was dead and every dancer asked me why I wasn't at Guavaween. Apparently the thing to do on Halloween in Tampa/Ybor City. And a friend of mine was…