kernel_32

Reviews by kernel_32

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  12 years ago
  Showtime

  Mansfield, Ohio
  Was in from out of town...

  Was in from out of town and saw it from the highway. It was late, but the sign said it was open until 2:30 AM so I stopped. $10 cover. Three girls working: one...
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  16 years ago
  Excalibur Club

  Morgantown, West Virginia
  I had a strange but enjoyable...

  I had a strange but enjoyable experience here. I was driving through Morgantown on a Monday afternoon in a snowstorm and decided to duck off the road and wait for better conditions. I pulled...
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  16 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  For out-of-towners, beware that this place...

  For out-of-towners, beware that this place is far, far off the beaten track. I kept expecting I was going to drive off the edge of the earth before I got there. I paid a...
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  16 years ago
  Playhouse Lounge

  Burlington, New Jersey
  The Playhouse is definitely not the...

  The Playhouse is definitely not the high-mileage place the old reviews describe, but I had a great time. You walk in to a long rectangular room with a smaller rectangular bar inside. Patrons sit...
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  16 years ago
  1320 II

  Springfield, Virginia
  Had the day off and thought...

  Had the day off and thought I'd visit the new Paper Moon club in Springfield. Their website said they didn't open until 8PM on Thursday so I decided to head to 1320 instead. (They...
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  17 years ago
  I70 Main Event

  Topeka, Kansas
  I struck out in Lawrence, so,...

  I struck out in Lawrence, so, being from out of town I ended up here because it is visible from I-70. This place is mediocre. I agree with many of the previous reviews -...
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  17 years ago
  Mustang

  Junction City, Kansas
  Had to visit K-State for a...

  Had to visit K-State for a few days. Mustang Club is in Junction City, about 30 minutes away. I went on a Wednesday night. Cover is cheap, $3 for guests over 21. Drinks are cheap,...
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  17 years ago
  Allstar's

  Lawrence, Kansas
  I went here after being turned...

  I went here after being turned away at Paradise Saloon because, as someone only visiting Lawrence, I did not have ten days to get the background check Paradise Saloon requires for their membership. I...
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  17 years ago
  Paradise Saloon

  Lawrence, Kansas
  IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF...

  IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN, DO NOT GO HERE!!! They require a membership and they do not admit people who have not gone through the background check the membership requires. (The...
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  17 years ago
  Henry the VIII Lounge

  Inkster, Michigan
  I'm an out of towner and...

  I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to the airport....
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  17 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  I was recently in Philly for...

  I was recently in Philly for a conference. Delilah's offers free admission with your hotel room key, so I decided to go on a Thursday evening, around 8. The club is enormous. There are...
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  17 years ago
  Royal Palace

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe...

  Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs...
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  17 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  Stopped in for a late lunch....

  Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there...
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  18 years ago
  Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Went here on a Monday afternoon....

  Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none...
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  18 years ago
  Gold Club

  Memphis, Tennessee
  I stopped in on a Friday...

  I stopped in on a Friday evening a few weeks ago to take a break from a long drive to Nashville. Gold Club is right off the highway (and right next to an adult...
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  18 years ago
  Cloud Nine

  Tulsa, Oklahoma
  I went on a Wednesday night...

  I went on a Wednesday night at about 11:00. The room is rather small; as you enter there is a bar on the right side of the room, and the stage is along that...
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  18 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  I went on a Monday night....

  I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there around their shift change at 6, I got to see ladies from the afternoon and evening shifts -...
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  18 years ago
  Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Went to the Hustler Club on...

  Went to the Hustler Club on a Tuesday, late afternoon, to kill time before heading to an Orioles game. When I arrived at about 5PM, there were only about five patrons in the club,...