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2921 Crider Rd
Mansfield, OH 44903
Was in from out of town...
Was in from out of town and saw it from the highway. It was late, but the sign said it was open until 2:30 AM so I stopped. $10 cover. Three girls working: one petite…
Jun 8, 2012, 12:00 AM
Excalibur Club
222 Smithtown Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508, USA*
I had a strange but enjoyable...
I had a strange but enjoyable experience here. I was driving through Morgantown on a Monday afternoon in a snowstorm and decided to duck off the road and wait for better conditions. I pulled out…
Nov 18, 2008, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
For out-of-towners, beware that this place...
For out-of-towners, beware that this place is far, far off the beaten track. I kept expecting I was going to drive off the edge of the earth before I got there. I paid a $5…
Sep 21, 2008, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
The Playhouse is definitely not the...
The Playhouse is definitely not the high-mileage place the old reviews describe, but I had a great time.
You walk in to a long rectangular room with a smaller rectangular bar inside. Patrons sit around…
Sep 1, 2008, 12:00 AM
1320 II
7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
Had the day off and thought...
Had the day off and thought I'd visit the new Paper Moon club in Springfield. Their website said they didn't open until 8PM on Thursday so I decided to head to 1320 instead. (They are…
Aug 22, 2008, 12:00 AM
I70 Main Event
8271 SW 10th St, Topeka, KS 66615, USA*
I struck out in Lawrence, so,...
I struck out in Lawrence, so, being from out of town I ended up here because it is visible from I-70. This place is mediocre. I agree with many of the previous reviews - not…
Nov 5, 2007, 12:00 AM
Mustang
1322 Grant Ave
Junction City, KS 66441
Had to visit K-State for a...
Had to visit K-State for a few days. Mustang Club is in Junction City, about 30 minutes away.
I went on a Wednesday night. Cover is cheap, $3 for guests over 21. Drinks are cheap, too:…
Nov 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Allstar's
913 N 2nd St
Lawrence, KS 66044
I went here after being turned...
I went here after being turned away at Paradise Saloon because, as someone only visiting Lawrence, I did not have ten days to get the background check Paradise Saloon requires for their membership. I was…
Nov 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Paradise Saloon
26197 Chieftain Rd
Lawrence, KS 66044
IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF...
IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN, DO NOT GO HERE!!! They require a membership and they do not admit people who have not gone through the background check the membership requires. (The guy…
Nov 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
I'm an out of towner and...
I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to the airport. It…
Aug 27, 2007, 12:00 AM
Delilah's
100 Spring Garden St
Philadelphia, PA 19123
I was recently in Philly for...
I was recently in Philly for a conference. Delilah's offers free admission with your hotel room key, so I decided to go on a Thursday evening, around 8. The club is enormous. There are three…
Jul 22, 2007, 12:00 AM
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe...
Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go.…
Jun 14, 2007, 12:00 AM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Stopped in for a late lunch....
Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there were…
May 7, 2007, 12:00 AM
Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club
409 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Went here on a Monday afternoon....
Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none of…
Mar 27, 2007, 3:00 AM
Gold Club
777 N White Station Rd
Memphis, TN 38122
I stopped in on a Friday...
I stopped in on a Friday evening a few weeks ago to take a break from a long drive to Nashville. Gold Club is right off the highway (and right next to an adult bookstore).…
Mar 24, 2007, 2:41 AM
Cloud Nine
3101 S Yale Ave, Tulsa, OK 74135, USA*
I went on a Wednesday night...
I went on a Wednesday night at about 11:00. The room is rather small; as you enter there is a bar on the right side of the room, and the stage is along that right…
Dec 21, 2006, 9:06 AM















