Reviews by kernel_32

Was in from out of town and saw it from the highway. It was late, but the sign said it was open until 2:30 AM so I stopped. $10 cover. Three girls working: one petite…

I had a strange but enjoyable experience here. I was driving through Morgantown on a Monday afternoon in a snowstorm and decided to duck off the road and wait for better conditions. I pulled out…

For out-of-towners, beware that this place is far, far off the beaten track. I kept expecting I was going to drive off the edge of the earth before I got there. I paid a $5…

The Playhouse is definitely not the high-mileage place the old reviews describe, but I had a great time. You walk in to a long rectangular room with a smaller rectangular bar inside. Patrons sit around…

Had the day off and thought I'd visit the new Paper Moon club in Springfield. Their website said they didn't open until 8PM on Thursday so I decided to head to 1320 instead. (They are…

I struck out in Lawrence, so, being from out of town I ended up here because it is visible from I-70. This place is mediocre. I agree with many of the previous reviews - not…

Had to visit K-State for a few days. Mustang Club is in Junction City, about 30 minutes away. I went on a Wednesday night. Cover is cheap, $3 for guests over 21. Drinks are cheap, too:…

I went here after being turned away at Paradise Saloon because, as someone only visiting Lawrence, I did not have ten days to get the background check Paradise Saloon requires for their membership. I was…

IF YOU ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN, DO NOT GO HERE!!! They require a membership and they do not admit people who have not gone through the background check the membership requires. (The guy…

I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to the airport. It…

I was recently in Philly for a conference. Delilah's offers free admission with your hotel room key, so I decided to go on a Thursday evening, around 8. The club is enormous. There are three…

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go.…

Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there were…

Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none of…

I stopped in on a Friday evening a few weeks ago to take a break from a long drive to Nashville. Gold Club is right off the highway (and right next to an adult bookstore).…

I went on a Wednesday night at about 11:00. The room is rather small; as you enter there is a bar on the right side of the room, and the stage is along that right…

I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there around their shift change at 6, I got to see ladies from the afternoon and evening shifts - maybe…

Went to the Hustler Club on a Tuesday, late afternoon, to kill time before heading to an Orioles game. When I arrived at about 5PM, there were only about five patrons in the club, and…