I'm an out of towner and...

I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to the airport. It was about 4PM on Monday and the place was packed - probably 15 dancers and 35 or so patrons, along with several bartenders, shot girls, and I guess a few house moms. Paid $5 cover and $6.50 (!) for a bottle of water, and found a seat by a small stage off to the right of the two main stages. I was ready for some laps, and I had a flight to catch, so I tried to get a nice looking brunette dancer to go back to the private dance room with me immediately, but she had to rotate to another stage. A few African-American dancers approached me, and were frisky about it, but were polite when I told them I was waiting for another dancer. While waiting for the brunette, I spied a hot blonde on the main stage. One of the house moms (or matchmakers) saw me paying attention to this blonde and asked if I was interested. YES. She went to the blonde (who was still on the stage) and told her to come visit me when she was through. The blonde came over - about 5'8", 115 lbs., absolutely perfect natural C cups, sultry smile, and tight body - and took me right to the lap room.

Laps are done in a small dark room at the back of the building. $10 admission, $10 to the girl per song (and the songs aren't cut as short as they are at some places). There are four chintzy old office chairs in the room, enough for four patrons to get ground on at a time. The room was full the whole time I was there, even though there was apparently no action going on. HIGH mileage grinding, and handfuls of fun to be had, but no extras. I paid the dancer $60 and had almost as much fun as a guy can have at a strip club.

I rate the club an 8 because of the high mileage laps and the adorable and sexy dancer I had. There were a couple of girls, though, that weren't much better than 5s, and most were 6s, otherwise I'd rate the place higher.