Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Stopped in for a late lunch....

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kernel_32
May 7, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there were actually two or three of these). Most were natural, pretty, girl-next-door types, and some were even free of tattoos.

The dancers work on a rotation: each dancer starts on the main stage for two songs, then she circulates to the tables around the main stage for tips before moving to a smaller stage for two songs and circulating to the tables around that stage for tips.

This was only my second visit (my first one was several months ago), and I'm not sure I understand the flow of the place. After the dancers finish on the second stage, most would go sit in the dressing room until their next turn. A few sat with customers - some for a few minutes, others until their next turn on stage. I couldn't figure out how to get any of them to come sit with me. (No, I'm not a creepy old guy; I'm a clean cut yuppie type - good looking, if I do say so myself.)

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Stopped in for a late lunch....