Royal Palace
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1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe...

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kernel_32
Jun 14, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go. The patron/dancer ratio was about 1:1, with about eight of each. The clientele was a mix of tourists and locals, and it looked like two regulars at the bar - a pretty quiet crowd.

I was surprised by the talent. I expected mostly 4s and 5s (and there were a few of those) but there were also some 6s and 7s, and at least one 8 - an ebony beauty almost six feet tall (in heels) and with outstanding natural Ds. A knockout. I laid down $ to get acquainted, but I got little more than conversation and a long sales pitch. (I got more contact when I tipped her a few dollars at the rail.) The house always wins. Maybe if I were a better negotiator I'd go back.

 

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