Had to go to Houston for...

Had to go to Houston for work and the hotel was a half mile from this place, so obviously needed to take advantage of the situation. But I gotta say, I continue to be fairly underwhelmed by this place despite its borderline legendary status. Perhaps it's a matter of perspective, and there's no question that I'm particular, but there wasn't nearly the eye candy that you can find in places like Vegas and Tampa (where I have put in a significant amount of research upon the topic). I don't love the facility itself either--the long room with the bar separating front from back kinda feels like you're inside a dingy real estate office or something--but "ambience" is far down on my list of concerns when it comes to strip clubs.

I did get dances from two girls, both augmented and rather fit blondes, the first of which was very explicit (unprompted) in her offerings. The price was probably fairly reasonable by SC standards, but not my thing, particularly for the figure in question. And I can't say that concern about the medical implications of such a maneuver didn't cross my mind, as I figured there was a reasonable possibility I wasn't among the first thousand guys to hear her sales pitch. The second looked far better from a distance than close up--her boob job was borderline unsettling at short range, and definitely will not be showing up on the plastic surgeon's "before and after" webpage. Very solid contact from both, but in a club with better talent these girls wouldn't even have registered on my radar. Of course it's always crucial to note that I could have hit on an off night, so don't take my opinion too seriously.