Reviews by ArtCollege

Gave Boom Boom Room another try, around 5:30 pm. Half dozen customers, maybe 5 dancers. One dancer was really hot, a 9 or 10. The others probably thought they were 7s, because they couldn't...

My first visit to Sassy's in over a decade, and I was impressed by the girls. At lunch hour, three girls working. They were an 8, 9 and 10 (if you don't downgrade for...

Had a great visit to PP. Came in at lunchtime; there were 7 dancers there (one then left because it was fairly quiet). There were maybe 5 customers, 2 of which were more interested...

Had a decent visit. I had stopped in once or twice before, when there were no dancers dancing. This day I stopped by around 4:00 pm, kind of early. One customer was at the...

Visited in the evening when I was in town on business. Before I've mostly been after=work time. The club was not too busy; maybe more dancers than customers. Paid %5.25 for a Jack on...

Had a nice visit. Several dancers stopped by to chat; one overflowing with bosomly love, whom I would have gone to the back with if she had waited until I had been settled in...

My first time. I had fun, left with a smile, but found the price pretty high. I did the VIP upstairs, which starts at $. Added another $. Afterwards thought, for $$ I can...

Lots of girls, few customers. A couple of girls came by and offered dollar dances, but not all. If you're not sitting at the rack or a regular, easy to get ignored. Next time...

My first visit to Lucky Devil. It's OK. Not a fancy "gentlemen's club," but more than a neighborhood bar with dancers as an afterthought. It was not very busy on a week day at...

My first visit to Pitiful Princess and it was OK. I tried it at lunch hour; a half dozen customers there, 5 dancers, though one left fairly soon after I arrived. She was the...

I had a disappointing visit to Pandoras. 4 dancers on duty. 2 were a moderately heavy, 2 just a little heavy. Talked to 2 dancers, both of whom reeked of cigarette smoke. Was not...

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare in a year. I had read the reviews about the club being a dump. Yep, and it's even worse than I remember. I walked in around 7:30 and...

Jiggles used to be a relaxed club, but the dancers are now quite mercenary. Dances used to be a flat $20 with a VIP option for something like $100 for 4. Now dances are...

This was my first visit to Gold Club. Location better than I had feared. It's in downtown, which felt pretty safe. You do walk down an alley, but there's a doorman outside the club,...

Many of the dancers were a little over-fed on my last visit. Not all, but this is a good place for people who like extra weight on girls, though no one was really obese....

Went for the great lunch special: burger & fries and softdrink for $5. Don't think I can get out of McDonald's for $5. The waitress was hot and got a better tip than anyone...

Disappointing experience. Paid my $10 entrance fee and got a soda. Then watched a couple of overweight gals on the stage. None of them stopped by my table. Then a hotter chick danced; she...

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7. Saw one...

Arrived around 5pm. A few other customers, maybe 6 dancers. A couple talked about being veterans of Honey's or Rick's, which I think is a way to advertise good mileage. A couple reeked of...

My first visit in several months. Maybe a dozen dancers. Atmosphere was the usual laid back afternoon. Not too much has changed, except that the big chairs in the lap dance area are more...

Wow! This is the ultra mileage joint now. OK, I've only visited once, and only had dances from one girl, V___, but Wow! Decor is OK; restroom was clean; service OK. Dancers that I saw on...

I was driving up Aurora when the friend I was headed to meet called to say he'd be late. I wondered how I would kill 45 minutes. I looked to the right and there...

I visited because it was in walking distance of my hotel (there are three hotels right around the corner). It was high-end, $10 cover (weeknight), moderate drinks. Not at all a neighborhood bar. The dancers...

Yep, dances are all air, all the time. Plus, a bouncer stands a few feet away. That was the worst part of it. Other than lame lap dances--they don't deserve the name lap dance--the club...