I was driving up Aurora when...

I was driving up Aurora when the friend I was headed to meet called to say he'd be late. I wondered how I would kill 45 minutes. I looked to the right and there was the Dancing Bare. It looks seedy when you have to walk through the adult bookstore, and at 5:00 there was nobody dancing. After I sat down, though, a girl came by and started talking and another started dancing. Got a $30 VIP dance that was better than I expected in Seattle in the post-Rick's era. She said that there were other girls that would be even nastier if I came back for the night shift. I think a guy could leave happy from here. I didn't have time for that, but I enjoyed my one dance. I'll come back.