ArtCollege

Oregon

Reviews by ArtCollege

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  9 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  More Pitiful than usual

  I visit PP every couple of months, usually enjoying what it is: a dive bar with nudity. Today just two dancers at lunchtime; 4 is the norm. The two were better looking than the...
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  9 years ago
  The Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  OK but not great

  This is an ideal place to stop by if you are in the 6200 block of Columbia and want to get to the nearest strip club. Otherwise, not great. Three dancers working the lunch...
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  9 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Boom Boom Room Has It All Except . . .

  Boom Boom Room has almost everything you'd want in a strip club. Poles on the stage. Curtained booths for private dances. Good microbrews on tap. Comfortable chairs at the rack. Pictures of attractive women...
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  9 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Same old at PP

  Another midday visit to the Pitiful Princess. Had a few dances with Ronda, very reliable mature dancer with beautiful boobs. A touch of belly, but not fat, and a great personality. Saw a cute...
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  9 years ago
  Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Very private dances

  This was my first visit to TT. Inside looks like a recently-remodeled dive bar. That is, everything is clean and new, but it's a small place with dancers who are 5 to 8. They...
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  9 years ago
  Heat

  Portland, Oregon
  Heat was cold

  Stopped by Heat on the recommendation of a dancer at another club who said the private dance area was really good. She must have been stone, or thinking of somewhere else, or pulling my...
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  9 years ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  Ok time at DV8

  It was OK, but could have been better. Energy level was pretty low. The bartender acted like he would rather be anywhere else, but that's typical. The girls were friendly, but it took four...
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  9 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  A better experience this time

  I visited the Boom Boom Room after a mixed experience last time. (see previous review) This time was better. I visited on the suggestion of a stripper at another club, who also danced at...
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  9 years ago
  The Venue

  Portland, Oregon
  Nice relaxed visit

  Stopped by around lunchtime. Good crowd for a weekday lunch hour; maybe 12 or 14 customers, 6 dancers (I think). Girls were 6 through 8; the 8 was a blond who was a little...
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  9 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Made a rare weekend visit to...

  Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very good looking...
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  9 years ago
  Lookers

  Fort Myers, Florida
  There were no lookers at Lookers....

  There were no lookers at Lookers. Yeah, they had tits and asses, but that's about all you could say. Pretty sad lot of dancers. Barmaid was fine. Seating was kind of weird. If...
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  9 years ago
  Vixens

  Fort Myers, Florida
  After my disappointing visit to Lookers...

  After my disappointing visit to Lookers (see review), I hit Scarlett's. It was definitely better, but still not up to my standards. Girls were hotter, ranging from 6 to 8. There was some tipping...
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  9 years ago
  Allure

  Fort Myers, Florida
  Lookers didn't have any lookers, but...

  Lookers didn't have any lookers, but Babes had babes--if you count girls over 30 as babes. Generally 5 to 7s. They were friendly when tipped; friendlier than I really expected, so that was nice....
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  10 years ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  I had open time after work...

  I had open time after work and made my first visit to DV8. It's a lot like Rose City Strip without the hard rock. (Though it's not too loud in afternoons at RCS.) Drinks...
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  10 years ago
  Rose City Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  My first visit was very good....

  My first visit was very good. Came in about 3:30 in the afternoon. 6 dancers, I think, maybe 8 customers, half sitting at the bar nursing their beers. Girls were hotter than at a typical...
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  10 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  The girls were much hotter than...

  The girls were much hotter than the last time I visited, which was probably a year ago. Those of you who do not like enhanced breasts will not think of them as hot at...
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  10 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  If I were rating dancers strictly...

  If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't very friendly...
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  10 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  It's been said that the Boom...

  It's been said that the Boom Boom Room is hit or miss. That's true within a single hour. I arrived and it was rocking. A beautiful black girl was dancing, about 6 or 7...
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  10 years ago
  The Venue

  Portland, Oregon
  My first visit to Mystic. Nice...

  My first visit to Mystic. Nice local bar. Looked to me like most of the customers were regulars. Girls were 6s and 7s. Everyone was friendly; girls were appreciative of rack tips and not...
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  10 years ago
  Sassy's Bar & Grill

  Portland, Oregon
  Stopped by at lunchtime to a...

  Stopped by at lunchtime to a fairly quiet atmosphere. About 8 customers, some eating lunch, others just drinking. One guy at the rack, rest at the bar or tables. The girls were 6s and...
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  10 years ago
  Déjà Vu Tacoma

  Lakewood, Washington
  I was in Tacoma on business...

  I was in Tacoma on business and didn't feel like driving up to Seattle for Pandora's, so I tried the Deja Vu. It was OK. Dancers were mostly 7 to 9s. Stage shows OK;...
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  10 years ago
  The Den Gentlemen’s Club

  South Amboy, New Jersey
  My first visit, and I was...

  My first visit, and I was most impressed by the hot girls. The worst I saw was an 8, with a couple of 10s. Really stunning. I didn't see a lot; some were not...
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  10 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Gave Boom Boom Room another try,...

  Gave Boom Boom Room another try, around 5:30 pm. Half dozen customers, maybe 5 dancers. One dancer was really hot, a 9 or 10. The others probably thought they were 7s, because they couldn't...
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  10 years ago
  Sassy's Bar & Grill

  Portland, Oregon
  My first visit to Sassy's in...

  My first visit to Sassy's in over a decade, and I was impressed by the girls. At lunch hour, three girls working. They were an 8, 9 and 10 (if you don't downgrade for...