Reviews by ArtCollege

I took pity on the Nile because it had no reviews in the last year. Figured worst that could happen is that I take one for the team. It was a good but not...

I like Sweet Illusions, but I visited on a lower energy night. They were good to always have a dancer on stage. Dancers who are done will often offer dollar dances for 30 seconds...

I visit PP every couple of months, usually enjoying what it is: a dive bar with nudity. Today just two dancers at lunchtime; 4 is the norm. The two were better looking than the...

This is an ideal place to stop by if you are in the 6200 block of Columbia and want to get to the nearest strip club. Otherwise, not great. Three dancers working the lunch...

Boom Boom Room has almost everything you'd want in a strip club. Poles on the stage. Curtained booths for private dances. Good microbrews on tap. Comfortable chairs at the rack. Pictures of attractive women...

Another midday visit to the Pitiful Princess. Had a few dances with Ronda, very reliable mature dancer with beautiful boobs. A touch of belly, but not fat, and a great personality. Saw a cute...

This was my first visit to TT. Inside looks like a recently-remodeled dive bar. That is, everything is clean and new, but it's a small place with dancers who are 5 to 8. They...

Stopped by Heat on the recommendation of a dancer at another club who said the private dance area was really good. She must have been stone, or thinking of somewhere else, or pulling my...

It was OK, but could have been better. Energy level was pretty low. The bartender acted like he would rather be anywhere else, but that's typical. The girls were friendly, but it took four...

I visited the Boom Boom Room after a mixed experience last time. (see previous review) This time was better. I visited on the suggestion of a stripper at another club, who also danced at...

Stopped by around lunchtime. Good crowd for a weekday lunch hour; maybe 12 or 14 customers, 6 dancers (I think). Girls were 6 through 8; the 8 was a blond who was a little...

Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very good looking...

There were no lookers at Lookers. Yeah, they had tits and asses, but that's about all you could say. Pretty sad lot of dancers. Barmaid was fine. Seating was kind of weird. If...

After my disappointing visit to Lookers (see review), I hit Scarlett's. It was definitely better, but still not up to my standards. Girls were hotter, ranging from 6 to 8. There was some tipping...

Lookers didn't have any lookers, but Babes had babes--if you count girls over 30 as babes. Generally 5 to 7s. They were friendly when tipped; friendlier than I really expected, so that was nice....

I had open time after work and made my first visit to DV8. It's a lot like Rose City Strip without the hard rock. (Though it's not too loud in afternoons at RCS.) Drinks...

My first visit was very good. Came in about 3:30 in the afternoon. 6 dancers, I think, maybe 8 customers, half sitting at the bar nursing their beers. Girls were hotter than at a typical...

The girls were much hotter than the last time I visited, which was probably a year ago. Those of you who do not like enhanced breasts will not think of them as hot at...

If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't very friendly...

It's been said that the Boom Boom Room is hit or miss. That's true within a single hour. I arrived and it was rocking. A beautiful black girl was dancing, about 6 or 7...

My first visit to Mystic. Nice local bar. Looked to me like most of the customers were regulars. Girls were 6s and 7s. Everyone was friendly; girls were appreciative of rack tips and not...

Stopped by at lunchtime to a fairly quiet atmosphere. About 8 customers, some eating lunch, others just drinking. One guy at the rack, rest at the bar or tables. The girls were 6s and...

I was in Tacoma on business and didn't feel like driving up to Seattle for Pandora's, so I tried the Deja Vu. It was OK. Dancers were mostly 7 to 9s. Stage shows OK;...

My first visit, and I was most impressed by the hot girls. The worst I saw was an 8, with a couple of 10s. Really stunning. I didn't see a lot; some were not...