I had a disappointing visit to...

I had a disappointing visit to Pandoras. 4 dancers on duty. 2 were a moderately heavy, 2 just a little heavy. Talked to 2 dancers, both of whom reeked of cigarette smoke. Was not approached by the other two. I left without any lap dances. Just couldn't stomach the tobacco tonight; nobody hot enough for me to hold my nose. The heaviest gal did make a strong pitch, including a nice handshake; claimed to be the naughtiest girl in the club. With only 4 working, that wouldn't be too hard. I'll go back, but I think the best plan is to cut losses if the talent looks unattractive.

By the way, I gave the waitress a $100 bill thinking it was a 20; she gave me the correct change. If she had given me back a $5, I would not have known anything was wrong. Good on her.