Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Came for an outstanding bankers conference and left with little to do.

Hostesses were polite, parking wasn't hard to find, and I had a good time. Portland's the strip club capital of the US but, honestly, this place isn't about stripping. It's about lap dances. Grinding, delicious lap dances....

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better late than never, right?

Anyway: The Brief Summary: This 'club' is not your typical...

I met Heather at the door and she showed me in. Asked if I'd like some to drink while she dried her hair. We talked about what I like in a woman and listed the options. She took off her robe to reveal some great lingerie allowing me...

The club is located right next to Pussy Cats off of HWY 99/ Barbur blvd. The location is a bit seedy, but the rebuild of the house has been well done. (This was a whack shack previously. Legend has it a seriously deranged dancer torched the place).

The remodel allowed...

This 'club' is strictly a lap dance club - on the weekends the girls may provide a pole show for a large party, but this is not the norm. Come here if you just want a lap dance, not to sit around and twiddle your thumbs and watch a pole...