Reviews by ArtCollege

I really enjoyed Knockouts. Mileage is not super high, but it's very comfortable. Girls range from 5 to 8, but were friendly, not too aggressive, but willing to stop by and sell a dance....

Wow. The fattest stripper I've ever seen. There were several very, very fat girls at Lenny's, but stood out well beyond the others.one There were a couple of girls who didn't look fat sitting...

Lots of girls. Most were attractive, but no 9s or 10s. No real ugly or fat ones, though. Nothing has changed since my last review in 2004. It's a friendly place for a beer, and...

Visited at lunch hour; got the $5 burger/fries/soft drink deal. Six dancers on rotation: 3 nines, a six and 2 sevens. Then a seventh showed up, about an 8 I think, but I never...

I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean. Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider going plastic. Got...

Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking chicks and...

Visited once more and had a good time. They were fairly busy for a Tuesday around 6 pm. Sometimes I've gone in and been one of just two or three PLs. This time round...

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even...

Disappointing visit in that the girls pretty much ignored me. I was sitting at a table and in an hour's time only one came by to talk--just as I was biting into lunch. I...

Hadn't been to Jiggles in a while; been going to Stars across the freeway instead, but decided to see what's up at J. No ugly girls there (which is a bit unusual), though only...

My visit was a bit disappointing. Place is too loud to talk, really. Not sure how many dancers; maybe fewer than 25, but not by much. Good mix of body styles, ranging mostly from...

Stars Bridgeport is becoming my favorite Portland club. Visited twice since my last review. A late afternoon visit took advantage of their cheap drinks and 3 for $40 topless lap dances. I think the...

This place has real dances! Nobody coming from Stars Beaverton will believe that, but it's true. The place was, many years ago, a Dennys. The owners put tons of money into making it an upscale...

Visited late day shift, early evening. The girls were better looking than usual. A couple of 10s, plenty of 7s, 8s and 9s. And only a couple of lesser numbers. Generally good grinding, some...

What a boring experience. I saw three dancers; there might have been another one or two hidden. They were all ugly. One was announced as having won the title for best looking dancer at...

My second visit to this club. Not quite as good as my first, but still pretty good. It was around 5:30 pm; not very busy, but I wasn't the only customer. Girls had quite...

I was a little nervous about Jiggle after JGuy1's review, getting kicked out for touching a breast. But Jiggles seemed like the same old club when I visited last week. Had dances from Pandora,...

Visited on an afternoon a few weeks ago. A nice number of customers and dancers at 5 pm. Enough PLs that I didn't stand out, but not so many that it was hard getting...

This is my new fav strip club in Oregon, or even in the whole Pacific Northwest. (With the good clubs in Seattle closing, that's a low bar.) The club is a dive, and the...

Masters is a very big club, too big really, unless it's packed. Beer selection is minimal; they have never heard of microbrews. But maybe I didn't visit for the be Plenty of very...

Visited in the afternoon. About 10 dancers, maybe 12 working, and enough customers that no one guy stood out. Had the usual dances from Pandora, an older skinny girl, who really knows...

For people NOT looking for extras, the HiLiter is close to perfect. I entered either early enough that no cover was charged, or when the doorman was busy. Anyway, I walked in,...

This was my first evening visit in several years. Plenty of customers, not too many dancers. And of course there were some of the dancers sitting by themselves rather than working the...

Tried a lunch visit to Sunset Strip. Food was OK, reasonably priced. For most of the time I was only customer watching the two dancers. Two guys were more interested in...