I stopped by on impulse late...

I stopped by on impulse late Saturday afternoon ... gotta start controlling these impulses. First of all, I wouldn't even consider getting out of my car here after dark. Very iffy neighborhood, for both you and the car. The club looks like a dive from the outside, and lives down to expectations. Stage dances were up close and a little too personal for my taste -- not being a proctologist, I've never seen the attraction in looking too closely up someone's behind. The handful of dancers present were a mixed, and somewhat shopworn, bag. A slim and topheavy white chick promised me an unforgettable lap dance, so I figured, "what the hell?", and followed her to the LD area. This turns out to be a bunch of hard chairs in a curtained area, so you're way too close to other customers and their dancers -- not unlike Anthony's in South Hadley. In addition, any passer-by can look in. So not a lot of privacy, which was too bad, since the girl had her hand where they shouldn't have been midway through the first song. But I wasn't into it, and left after 2 songs. Doubt I'll be back. But the tease put me in the mood for a better time, so I drove 20 minutes to Webster and saved the evening.