I've been here a couple of...

I've been here a couple of times a month since my last review about a year ago. It's a tough place to sum up: experiences here can range from fantastic on down -- sometimes way down. And I'll admit that had I bothered to write this two or three months back, it would have been more positive. But several of my absolute favorite girls, including Serena and Ginger, appear to have moved on, and much of the newer talent seems far more mercenary and far less personable. Look, I'm not kidding myself about why one goes to clubs or the interest of the women who work there. But there was a time, not long ago, when EB's best actually made it pleasurable to spend some time. (See my earlier review.)

Notwithstanding, you'll still get up close and personal here. Sometimes too personal; I have learned to avoid Lucy, who is pain-inducing. On my most recent visits, two of my three private dancers offered to upgrade for a C, and in both instances, were called away to the stage before I'd had my money's worth. And having had two PDs from a day shift girl named Mandy, who spends most of her time telling one how to position one's legs or to move the chair -- utterly unerotic! -- and then asks for a tip, I now have another regular to whom I will politely, but firmly, say "no."

Yeah, I'll be back. I can't stay away, it seems. But it's less fun than it used to be.